Meet the crew

[black bart]

In this thread you can introduce us to your most interesting crew members.

Hi, I'm Captain Bart and I'd like you to meet Seaman Jim Kirkpatrick better known as Grapeshot Jim. He's a hero on the ship because he once caught a cannon ball meant for the Arsenal and saved the ship:



Next month we be hopin ta present to ye: Shark Bait Benjamin...if we can sew him back tagether in toim.

[Roland Deschain]

This be John McTaggart and most o' Bob McGrew. Two o' the fiercest pirates ever to adorn me crew!

[black bart]

Bob McGrew...he certainlee grew matey!

Hunloik John McTaggart...they makes a foine pair o nasties!

[TwistedSister]

This here's Johnny Trim, he's the ship's barber.

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

This is Midshipman Matsui (or is that Miss April??), docking her vessel after a few incidents on the high seas in the Antarctic.



Whoops, wrong thread.

[pieces o'nine]

"Two-Faced Tobias" -- Quartermaster aboard thee Mad Moggies Revenge




This be Higgs, arrrgh bis'n.

[Roland Deschain]

This be Higgs, arrrgh bis'n.

Oi been goin' round in circles lookin' fer 'im! Where'd ye find 'im?

[DaveL]

Yarrr... No more bison jokes or ye'll get put in the stocks by someone who refuses to frequent Pirates.

[black bart]

O course mateys Brenda McTavish, pictured below, is an honorary crew member. We can always use her as a lifeboat if thee ship sinks.

[TwistedSister]

Me first mate. He done batted his eye-patch under the couch.

[bacon]

This here be two o' me crew on Th' Grease Stain: Ma & Pa Cuttle. Pa thar lost his hand in a tragic accident when he wrestled wi' two great white sharks. Ma cooked them two up good tho. Leftovers lasted fer a fortnight.

[Qwertyuiopasd]

This 'ere be Snake Plissken, 'e mostly gets catapulted into large city centers wot 'ave been turned into penitentaries fer th' purposes of savin' our cap'n, on th' common occasion o' 'is bein' kidnapped.

Other than that, 'e mostly rides his motorcycle around, kicking people in the face yelling "SNAAAAAKE!!!!!"

[pieces o'nine]

This be Higgs, arrrgh bis'n.

Oi been goin' round in circles lookin' fer 'im! Where'd ye find 'im?

roight 'ere

Yarrr... No more bison jokes or ye'll get put in the stocks by someone who refuses to frequent Pirates.

[Edd]

This be thee cabin boy, Chum, aftarr an unn-forr-chew-net game uv bobbin fer fish heads.

[black bart]

This be thee cabin boy, Chum, aftarr an unn-forr-chew-net game uv bobbin fer fish heads.

Arf arf arf...I neerlee chocked on me grog!

I be hopin ta post a piktur o thee Cabin Boy from thee Big Brenda...but we aint set eyes on him since he got a Nintendo Weeeee fer xmas.