"That's What She Said"
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The Supreme Soviet's long-term economic plan, 1988 - 2008.
"Arf!"
"Arf!"
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The great renaissance artist Fra Angelico's mother speaking backwards whilst telling him his dinner's ready?
I don't what it is but it's winning!
I don't what it is but it's winning!
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David Cameron on his new cabinet member, the result of applying 50,000 volts to the bolts in Thatcher's neck
But if you increase taxes the rich people will leave.

But if you increase taxes the rich people will leave.
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daftbeaker wrote:David Cameron on his new cabinet member, the result of applying 50,000 volts to the bolts in Thatcher's neck![]()
(That's going to give me a frickin nightmare

I'm, like, feeling something. Are you aware of Garfield.
how am I gonna survive without you?
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daftbeaker wrote:David Cameron on his new cabinet member, the result of applying 50,000 volts to the bolts in Thatcher's neck![]()
But if you increase taxes the rich people will leave.
Teh conniving homeless people believed to have no purpose in life other than to take free unemployment money from the government who gets it from all the innocent, hard-working billionaires.
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
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Ham Nox wrote:
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
Texaco's slogan for their TV ads this holiday season.
"I would certainly call this a feather in my cap."
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MEEEEEE!!!
Hi got a fevver in mee jyint hatte cos ets me BUFFDEE!!!
Fank ye, ye welkum, ye notty, ye ban
Hi got a fevver in mee jyint hatte cos ets me BUFFDEE!!!





Fank ye, ye welkum, ye notty, ye ban
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Whatever, Nef Yoo.
Four score and seven years ago.
Four score and seven years ago.
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My last 'inbox' cell text message header.
"Just give 'em a short sharp shock, and they won't do it again..."
"Just give 'em a short sharp shock, and they won't do it again..."
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Behaviorists on homosexuality 
"I give you one dollah"

"I give you one dollah"
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Ham Nox wrote:Behaviorists on homosexuality
"I give you one dollah"
Roy hunter, responding to Vietnamese prostitute's offer of "five dollah, fickee-fickee sailah boy, me lov you lohn' tahm."
"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush-in the bush-in the bush.."
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Ken Worley speaking in his cave deep in the Black Hills of Dakota (hence the echo) whilst realising that his fantasies about Cap can rest if he can just grab a good hold on this cave aardvark.
"Such a day, rum all out"
"Such a day, rum all out"
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The fire chief after extinguishing the fire at the distillery.
That's what it's for.
That's what it's for.
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Black Bart on his wedding night.
No, no, no. It doesn't go in there.
No, no, no. It doesn't go in there.
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Black Bart's bride, on their wedding night.(and the 16 consequtive nights thereafter.)
Her fault, for wedding such a 'worldly' man as bb. (or perhaps such an incompetent lover, we don't know.)
"A kinky person may employ a feather in their love-play....a pervert might use the entire chicken.".
Her fault, for wedding such a 'worldly' man as bb. (or perhaps such an incompetent lover, we don't know.)
"A kinky person may employ a feather in their love-play....a pervert might use the entire chicken.".
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