Life is too short for . . .
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Life is too short. Put the kids up for adoption and live a little.
- Elvalia
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
Life's too short to stop at the four-candy serving size. 

Re: Life is too short for . . .
Life is too short to drink "lite" beer.
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life b 2 shorrt ta not ta push out a biggggg fart inta fierplace wen dare b a fier innit .
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Life is too short to RTFM
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Life's too short to worry about lack of curtains in the livingroom when you're home alone and coming out of the shower. 

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If you see a guy across the way with some binoculars, it's definitely not me.
Re: Life is too short for . . .
Life is too short. Could you^^ please pause longer - I would like clearer pictures.
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Life's too short for waiting. Just turn down the exposure time.
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Life is too short. Since you speak from experience I'll take your advice.
- ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Life is to short for tall people. We keep hitting our heads on the future.
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Life is to short for tall people. We keep hitting our heads on the future.

The increased speed from being further away from the centre of the Earth's rotation and centre of gravity means that relativity affects our brains by making time appear to pass more slowly.
It's true - check it out. (Life is too short to read this shit, btw.)
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Life is too short. I need to chain smoke with a cigarette in each hand and learn to type with my nose.
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Life's too short to decide between Rich Text, Text, HTML and all that cobblers.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
Roy Hunter wrote:It's true - check it out. (Life is too short to read this shit, btw.)
It started off so promisingly, pointing out everything I would have said, and then went right into the deep end of the crazy pool

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