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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:57 pm

Life is too short to follow every link that is posted.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ham Nox » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:37 pm

Life is too short to wonder what I'd do for the rest of my life if Harry Potter eradicates death. (Fanfic: Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.)
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:46 pm

Life is too short to spend time reading the book. Wait for the movie.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ham Nox » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:53 pm

Life is too short to spend gaping at Uther in incredulity.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:08 pm

Life is too short. Give Uther a hug.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Pythonist » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:35 pm

Life is too short to give hugs to dead cat remains...
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:47 pm

Life is too short... take today off work.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Julius Aurora » Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:58 pm

Life is too short for . . . . Thread Necromancy.

But we do it anyway.
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken

Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:53 pm

:stupid: :lol:

Life is too short to stay in when it is lovely weather* for a bike ride! Image

Bye!


*Pouring down.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ham Nox » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:59 am

Life is too short not to stick oatmeal down your pants.
Bayes Theorum:
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)

If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
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~*L'Nox ti notve*~
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:50 pm

I'm glad you're back, Ham Nox, but I'm not sticking oatmeal down my pants.

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We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby DavidH » Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:01 am

Hooray, dear ole Ham is back! :lurk: :bounce:

Ham Nox wrote:Life is too short to stick oatmeal down your pants.


Fixed that for you, Ham.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart » Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:25 am

Ham who?
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:10 am

:stupid:

Where have you been Ham?! Missed you… :cry:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart » Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:48 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote::stupid:

Where have you been Ham?! Missed you… :cry:


Ham, Bacon?...have we suddenly gone veggie or something?
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