The "In Soviet Russia..." Game
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The "In Soviet Russia..." Game
In Soviet Russia, pasta eats you!
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In Soviet Russia, your food was spying on you.
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In Soviet Russia, ah how I remember those days, my mother and my fifteen brothers and my twelve sisters were all living in a tent in Siberia...but we were happy then...building the trans Siberian Railway was a hoot.
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In Soviet Russia, predicate verbs object!
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In the capitalist west, man exploits his fellow man.
In Soviet Russia, it's the other way round!
In Soviet Russia, it's the other way round!
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In America, you can always find the party.
In Soviet Russia.. the Party always finds you!
In Soviet Russia.. the Party always finds you!
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In America: both on top.
In Soviet Russia: woman on bottom, man out getting permission.
Credit to Richard Smith for that.
In Soviet Russia: woman on bottom, man out getting permission.
Credit to Richard Smith for that.
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In Soviet Russia, if you were lucky, you didn't get dragged through Moscow by the Bolsheviks.
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In Soviet Russia, certain kinky people loved being dragged by the Bolsheviks.
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In Soviet Russia I once ordered a new car. They said it will arrive in ten years time. I said will the delivery be in the morning or the in the afternoon. They said: What does it matter whether it's the morning or the afternoon? It's in ten years time for Lenin's sake'. I said, it does matter, I've got a new washing machine coming in the morning.
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In Soviet, Lady Bic razors don't exsist.
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TwistedSister wrote:In Soviet, Lady Bic razors don't exsist.
Twisty's correct, here's 1956 Soviet javelin gold medal winner Sofia hairallova :

- DavidH
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Bart, where did you get that photo of my mother-in-law? 
In CCCP, ГИТЛЕР КАПУТ.

In CCCP, ГИТЛЕР КАПУТ.
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In CCCP the churches and the haircuts left a lot to be desired.
(With apologies to the Ukraine which is the actual setting of Gogol's tale)
(With apologies to the Ukraine which is the actual setting of Gogol's tale)
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black bart wrote:In CCCP the churches and the haircuts left a lot to be desired.
(With apologies to the Ukraine which is the actual setting of Gogol's tale)
In Soviet Russia, when attacked by skateboarding zombies, throw boots at them!

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