Ham Nox wrote:Hi, Billy Mays here for Pastafarianism.
I love Pirates. Don’t you?
Well, let me show you how you can satisfy your life-long desire to be a pirate by becoming a pastafarian.
Pastafarianism makes for a better time than any of those other crazy religions. It gives a life code that you can really follow. Go ahead and eat some pasta: You could even taste the difference.Buxomy Wench wrote:I’ve used other kinds of men but I keep coming back to those good 'ol pastafarians!
No one can compare, not even Edward Cullen. A good pirate's love is all I ever need!
Pastafarianism revitalizes your immortal soul with carbohydraty goodness and restores you to your natural state of piracy. It even covers you with a 30-day guarantee--try us for 30 days and if you don't like us, your old religion will probably take you back. ***Unless it's the Jains, whose feelings are easily hurt.***Dead Pastafarian wrote:Duuuude, thar be a BEER VOLCANO here in heaven!!! You TOTALLY need to convert my matey!
lol, very nice.
RIP Billy Mays