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Yarrrgh! That be roight impressive, loike.
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Arrrgh...thee grogs be on LibraLabRat mateys! 

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They teach naval officers at the base just up the road to open champagne bottles with a sword. It fizzes up less if you do it properly, apparently.
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You'll be wanting to crack open a bottle or two when you've read the new Long Winded Ghostly Tale for xmas.
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Roy wrote:They teach naval officers at the base just up the road to open champagne bottles with a sword. It fizzes up less if you do it properly, apparently.
Yes, I noticed that the officer who ran that sub aground up your way is called 'Stumpy' because he had a finger cut off. It all make sense now!

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Too much practice opening champagne bottles, not enough practice driving submarines. Same old story...DavidH wrote:Roy wrote:They teach naval officers at the base just up the road to open champagne bottles with a sword. It fizzes up less if you do it properly, apparently.
Yes, I noticed that the officer who ran that sub aground up your way is called 'Stumpy' because he had a finger cut off. It all make sense now!
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I can open a bottle of lambic with the sword or a dagger. Just push the cork down into the bottle.
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ya shunt drink dat stuff uncull Rat !
et maek ya go bline !
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ya shunt drink dat stuff uncull Rat !
et maek ya go bline !
U shud haff sum ove Nef yOos nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
TOoomaydow Blud !TM
juss free farfins fer a sip !
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i juss brood et !
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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LibraLabRat wrote:I can open a beer with a sword. Me pirate cred is genuine.
Pirates don't drink beer! They drink RUM!

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If I wanna drink ale instead o' rum, that be my business, shipmate. Besides, my sawbones gets wroth wif me if I drink grog. Me pills will eat my liver like a heathen cannibal in the Malay islands............
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nekk wrote:LibraLabRat wrote:I can open a beer with a sword. Me pirate cred is genuine.
Pirates don't drink beer! They drink RUM!
Better read up on being a Pastafarian.......there is a beer volcano in heaven. And midgets.
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yuuuuu muss b rish piritz!
alla tha unkeez ownly haff grog fer ta drink
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RUm!
yuuuuu muss b rish piritz!
alla tha unkeez ownly haff grog fer ta drink
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cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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TwistedSister wrote:nekk wrote:LibraLabRat wrote:I can open a beer with a sword. Me pirate cred is genuine.
Pirates don't drink beer! They drink RUM!
Better read up on being a Pastafarian.......there is a beer volcano in heaven. And midgets.
Are they Midgit strippers? I hope so!

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^ it's what ever you want. You don't by chance watch Pit Boss on the Animal Planet channel do you???
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