What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?
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That's exactly how it was for me. A friend of mine (ADoS) had been referring to Him and I wasn't sure if he was serious, and looked it up, then proceeded to ask questions and he showed me this site. There's still (unfortunately) people that assume i'm either joking or stupid (like my mother, peers, ect.). I just hope they will see the light and be touched by his noodley appendage before it's too late
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM
Hi Gummy, don't forget to introduce yourself over in Standards and Practices new converts.
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Does this mean that the anti-spambot procedure is broken? 

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I'm know it's naughty, but happy to use my piratical judgement on this one. Any matey of ADoS be a matey of ours.
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Oh, I didn't mean to imply that I thought that GummySF is a spambot - sorry, I forgot to say
It's just that for a long time nobody could post anywhere until they had a post approved in the intro thread.

It's just that for a long time nobody could post anywhere until they had a post approved in the intro thread.

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It told me when i posted that it would have to be approved before it actually showed up :P 

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Welcome Gummy.......you must have snuck in while all the Mods/Admins were off on a binge. Any friend of ADoS is a friend of mine!
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM
For the record, I absolutely believe in the FSM. He touches me with his noodly appendage every day. Sometimes he touches me inappropriately.
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Perhaps Jesus had dreadlocks in honor of his Father's noodly appendages???
Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM
After conversion I was given a vision where an eye patch was given to me and was told that only the true true and enlightened believers could see it.
My my problem is when I put it on I can't see it in the mirror but it does feel tight on my head. Does this mean I am lacking faith?
My my problem is when I put it on I can't see it in the mirror but it does feel tight on my head. Does this mean I am lacking faith?
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No, it just means your sight is distorted by the pressure of the eyepatch, making it impossible for your brain to interpret the vision to include said eyepatch.
Or you have a really bad mirror.

No, it just means your sight is distorted by the pressure of the eyepatch, making it impossible for your brain to interpret the vision to include said eyepatch.

Or you have a really bad mirror.

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oldrndirt wrote:After conversion I was given a vision where an eye patch was given to me and was told that only the true true and enlightened believers could see it.
My my problem is when I put it on I can't see it in the mirror but it does feel tight on my head. Does this mean I am lacking faith?
In reality, everyone is always wearing an eye patch. But unbelievers have ignored their natural eye patches for centuries, until their true pirate nature is oppressed. When you put on yours, you are actually putting one on a second time. Having two eye patches of course means that both your eyes are covered and that is why you can't see anything, as well as why your head hurts. The pressure of double eye patches is much for anyone to handle*

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I did not know we were given a patch a birth even so shouldn't I be able to see it,or was this a false vision, my experience with the Mormon church showed me that is a real concern, I have changed eyes with my new one to no avail, am I the only one given a new patch 

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oldrndirt wrote:I did not know we were given a patch a birth even so shouldn't I be able to see it,or was this a false vision, my experience with the Mormon church showed me that is a real concern, I have changed eyes with my new one to no avail, am I the only one given a new patch
I have some questions:
1.Is it a leather patch or a plastic one?
2.Were you also given a wooden leg and a hook?
3.Can you look after Nef Yoo for a few months?
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