I have received word from His Noodlieness (may his Udon always float).
AT THIS TIME, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Marinara Be Upon Him) has absolutely no plans whatsoever to end the world on [url="http://www.wecanknow.com/"]May 21st, 2011[/url]. He (may His noodles always be Al-dente) has also stated that there is no reason to believe that He will end the world on [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_phenomenon"]December 21st, 2012[/url].
However, He has also stated that He reserves the right to change His all-powerful mind, so nobody had better piss Him off. His Noodly Appendage is on the button, and He needs is an excuse.
He has refused comment as to whether He will continue to kill us all slowly by gradually heating the globe because of the lack of Pirates.
(Un)Official Announcement Regarding The End of the World
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Darwin's Purge, verse 39.
You know the thing that I hate about these .sigblocks? Never have a good idea what to put in them.
Darwin's Purge, verse 39.
You know the thing that I hate about these .sigblocks? Never have a good idea what to put in them.
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Is that FSM or Weird Al Yankovic? (Yes, I did catch that reference. I had the first album on VINYL, for FSM sake!)
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Re: (Un)Official Announcement Regarding The End of the World
StJason wrote:I have received word from His Noodlieness (may his Udon always float).
AT THIS TIME, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Marinara Be Upon Him) has absolutely no plans whatsoever to end the world on May 21st, 2011. He (may His noodles always be Al-dente) has also stated that there is no reason to believe that He will end the world on December 21st, 2012.
However, He has also stated that He reserves the right to change His all-powerful mind, so nobody had better piss Him off. His Noodly Appendage is on the button, and He needs is an excuse.
He has refused comment as to whether He will continue to kill us all slowly by gradually heating the globe because of the lack of Pirates.
Typical deity behaviour. Or should that be diety behaviour?

All the prophecies are indefinite and vague; even the date is variable!

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