My Pirate Holiday Postcard

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:01 am

Arrgh, ere be a Postcard from me latest holiday in Spain:

Weather luverlee, food full o garlic, ope yer all scurvy free.

Love Bart.

DavidH · Postby **DavidH** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:25 am

Aaarr, that be an inneresting type o' folk dancing they be a-doing of.

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:19 am

Arrrr bart... lookin' loik th' metal detector yer got fer Chrissie come in moighty handy arrrfter all!
Good ta see yer takin' that young 'ooligan ta task fer stompin' on yer sand carrrsel.

pieces o'nine · Postby **pieces o'nine** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:15 pm

Ye claymes yer postcarde be from Spain, but yer postage sais a differnt story, Bart:

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:29 am

^

I nivver trust thee Spanish ta post anyfing ever since me oliday in Magorka...me poor mum an her toy boy (Montyzuma) niivver received me postcards askin fer some more o that worthless Aztec gold.

Postby **DaveL** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:33 am

YArrrr...

Nice shovel, where did ye purchase it matey?

Auntie Blackbeard · Postby **Auntie Blackbeard** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:01 am

Yarr Cap'n Dave...I think I got this postcard by mistake...it be addressed to you:

Sqeak, squeak, grunt XXXX

Postby **DaveL** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:47 pm

YArrrrr...

Oi think Oi left that babe on a rock somewhere. What was her number again?

pieces o'nine · Postby **pieces o'nine** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:32 pm

Yarrrgh!

Here be a poste carde fer all of ye sury lubbers wot wishes ye was sailin thee Ocean o' Sand:

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:08 am

Oi nivver thought I'd see a censored Bison.

ere's wot them strange Frogs from across the pond do wiv a bison:

Postby **DaveL** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 5:24 pm

Yarrrr...

How is the beast from the prarie? It be rarely seen in Portsmouth these days.

pieces o'nine · Postby **pieces o'nine** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:20 am

Fank ye fer thee info, Bart. Oi were never quite sure wot we were hackwyrin in return fer thee Pit Bison trayde wif thee French trappers. Now oi plans t'demand moor ov thee little blyghters!

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Yarrrgh, thee Pit Bison huntin' season be almoste hupon us again!

Me crewe be sharrrghpenin hup the arrrghpoons, plaitin' moor hemp rope (that last one seemes t'be taykin 'em a long toime, loike, an they be gigglin loike one of NefYoos lolly parrrghties awl thee whoile) an layin in a goodly supply ov fish head stoo an cone-yak fer thee season.

'Tis a wunderfulle sight, wen ye sees a pod ov Pit Bisons on thee horizon!

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:53 am

Arr Pit Bisons...rumour has it that they be coralled by a renegade hapachee hindian named Caponimo.

Postby **DaveL** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:11 pm

YArrrr...

The lads have battled her tribe on many occasions.

pieces o'nine · Postby **pieces o'nine** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 2:26 am

Yarrrgh, they was left 2/6 dead, loike.

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