Granted. Welcome to the Borg.
I wish I could orchestrate the singularity (I'd sell admission tickets).
Corrupt a wish.
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Ubi Dubius
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted, but now that we're all one, you have to share the ticket money.
I wish my debts were paid off by a mysterious benefactor.
I wish my debts were paid off by a mysterious benefactor.
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Roy Hunter
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. Gadaffi has to do something with all that money.
I wish this damn cold would go away.
I wish this damn cold would go away.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted, you now have a melting nuclear reactor in your back garden.
I wish I could sleep in tomorow.
I wish I could sleep in tomorow.
Disclaimer: Anything I say on topics of Politics, Economics, Pychology, History, really anything not concerned with the natural sciences and mathematics and especially topics concerning human behavior and/or thoughts, that is not associated with a proper reference is pure speculation on my part.
Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. You now have absolutely nothing to motivate you into getting out of bed.
I wish others were as excited about my ideas as I am.
I wish others were as excited about my ideas as I am.
Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted, and we've already filed patent claims for any invention you might ever think up. No royalties for you.
I wish I had some spiced rum.
I wish I had some spiced rum.
Re: Corrupt a wish.
This seller makes no comment as to the radioactive content of their products.
I wish my dog could make up its mind about whether it wants to go outside or not.
I wish my dog could make up its mind about whether it wants to go outside or not.
Bayes Theorum:
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
Margot Fonteyn
~*L'Nox ti notve*~
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
Margot Fonteyn
~*L'Nox ti notve*~
Re: Corrupt a wish.
granted, it will go outside and never come back
I wish my shoes were fashionable
I wish my shoes were fashionable
Disclaimer: Anything I say on topics of Politics, Economics, Pychology, History, really anything not concerned with the natural sciences and mathematics and especially topics concerning human behavior and/or thoughts, that is not associated with a proper reference is pure speculation on my part.
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Roy Hunter
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. A mugger shoots you and steals them because they are so fashionable. While you are lying bleeding in the street, some rats eat your hair and a priest touches you inappropriately.
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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TwistedSister
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted, you get fired because your boss thinks you've been messing with his wife and he also informed your wife about it, so now you are also getting a divorce.
I wish my cats would always keep their fannies inside the litter box while pooping.
I wish my cats would always keep their fannies inside the litter box while pooping.
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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Ubi Dubius
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted, but to be sure, they never take their fannies out of the box. They just drag it around the house using only their fore feet.
I wish my per diem were higher.
I wish my per diem were higher.
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Roy Hunter
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. The Escobar family always look after their enforcers well (seeing as their career is usually so short).
I wish I didn't have to fight the power.
My boss is a woman. So is her boss. So is her boss. In fact, there are no Y chromosomes in my chain of command right up to director level. More than 90% of the people in my department are women. I've got to fight the power!TwistedSister wrote:...you get fired because your boss thinks you've been messing with his wife
I wish I didn't have to fight the power.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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daftbeaker
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. Flava Flav moves into your offie to fight the power for you. The rest of Public Enemy said they were sorry but they couldn't make it.
I wish children could arrange within themselves to all turn up at the same time so I don't have to give up my lunchtime and an hour after school to watch them do a test.
I wish children could arrange within themselves to all turn up at the same time so I don't have to give up my lunchtime and an hour after school to watch them do a test.
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
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Roy Hunter
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. They all turn up at your door, out of their brains on WKD and Red Bull, at three in the morning, and drip kebab sauce all over your carpets.
I wish I had an off-license.
He moves into my off-license? That's an unusual move, but it might work...daftbeaker wrote:Flava Flav moves into your offie to fight the power for you.
I wish I had an off-license.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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daftbeaker
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. Unfortunately Glasgow City Council subcontracts the forms to me and you end up owning an offal licence.
I wish my error spotting skills hadn't suddenly disappeared
I wish my error spotting skills hadn't suddenly disappeared
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
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