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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Eendje » Tue May 03, 2011 2:42 am

...no poofters! Australierestralierestralier!

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu May 05, 2011 9:21 am

...Aussie, Aussie, Aussies ...Oi! Oi! Oi!

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu May 05, 2011 10:10 pm

...and there is no joy in Mudville. Mighty casey has struck out.


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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther » Fri May 06, 2011 8:22 am

...over Abbottabad... because it's not worth shitting on.


The shears of Fate have cut the tent ropes of his life,
And the broker of Hope has sold him for ......
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby black bart » Thu May 12, 2011 5:57 am

...cabin boy work under the name of Roger.

Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that ...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Julius Aurora » Fri May 13, 2011 12:19 am

that. . . that.. . .aww shit. No, I meant it.

Now, now, gentlemen, lets try and stay positive. Just because. . .
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2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
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Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther » Fri May 13, 2011 2:13 am

...just because the President sat on the "Launch Nukes" button, does not mean his poll ratings will suffer.

Christ, what have you got planned for Easter.....
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther » Fri May 13, 2011 3:52 am

... they were at least polite. All said "thank you Mam"

I on my way from misery to.....
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri May 13, 2011 4:47 am

...walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more.

Nights in white satin, never reaching....
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri May 13, 2011 10:34 pm

... black velvet, if you please.


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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther » Sat May 14, 2011 12:58 am

... make so many typos.... damned spell-check is Kaput!

I'm just beginning to see, now I'm on my way
It doesn't matter to me, ......
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat May 14, 2011 3:04 am

...whatever Ravi Oli will say.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sat May 14, 2011 4:04 am

…to turn off the lamps before going to bed.

It behooves a gentleman to…

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat May 14, 2011 5:16 pm

... quietly inform Tigger when she has tucked her skirt into the back of her undies.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat May 14, 2011 5:57 pm

...and an exit stage right.

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