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Uther
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther » Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:26 pm

* Hold a lighted match over the stoo...to burn off volatile toxins*

Luckily that leaves the bowl empty.

*Throw empty (hot) bowl to next poster*
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Re: Catch!

Postby gronank » Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:36 pm

*wonders what to do with an empty bowl*
*cools it down and plants a nice Orchidaceae flower in it*
*leaves it for the next poster to admire*
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:46 pm

There's orchids in Sveden? Must be a fake. Uses bowl to shape foil anti-mind control beanie and leaves roll of aluminium foil for next poster
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther » Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:58 pm

Great! Just what I need.

*Joining in with popular hysteria, I fashion a complete foil "Nuclear Hazard proof suit"*

(Can't be too careful what with the Japs all melting down and all) :paranoid:

*Throw empty cardboard roll-form at next poster*
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Re: Catch!

Postby gronank » Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:06 pm

*Puts some mirrors in and creates an kaleidoscope*
* puts som diamonds in to give it some nice sparkle*
*gives it to the next poster*
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Re: Catch!

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:54 pm

* thanks gronank very much for the award *

* thanks god for the raw talent, and everyone else who helped me reach this pinnacle of success *

* throws some of my people at the next poster's people *
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:35 pm

Our people touched base as requested. Both sides brought their 'A' game and took it to the next level. They hit the ground running, never looked like dropping the ball. Each side presented value-added propositions for a win-win outcome, but thinking outside the box at the end of the day in a paradigm shift, they decided that, in today's highly competitive market, best practice was to make us redundant...

See you and next poster in dole queue...
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ham Nox » Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:34 pm

Present.

With a Pipe Bomb.

LET'S PLAY HOT POTATO!
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............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)

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Re: Catch!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sat May 14, 2011 3:07 am

"Let's NOT" says I, throwing the pipe bomb at the next poster.

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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat May 14, 2011 4:51 pm

Dodged Tigger's 'pass the parcel pipe bomb' and let it fall into a deep ocean trench off Japan.

Shouldn't do any harm there...
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Re: Catch!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sat May 14, 2011 10:18 pm

Damn! Now all the Judgement Day dates will have to be re-caclulated! :furious:

Throws the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse at the next poster.

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Re: Catch!

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun May 15, 2011 7:04 pm

I drop them where they belong, yea even into the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

I offer, instead, the Poptarts of the Apocalypse to the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby black bart » Mon May 16, 2011 5:23 pm

I sell the toaster on Aaargh Bay and refuse to refund the money when Nef Yoo gets a Fish head stuck in it.

I throw my, rather sweaty, Swansea City scarf at the next poster (in delight).
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun May 22, 2011 10:51 am

What's this scarf? Miracles do happen.

Not any more... I swaddle the new-born Antichrist, come among us this Day of Judgement, in bart's soiled scarf and pass her to next poster...
Send lawyers, guns and money...

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Re: Catch!

Postby black bart » Mon May 23, 2011 6:39 am

I suffer a 'rupture' picking up the Auntichrist but at least I get my scarf back.

I throw rapturous applause at the next poster
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.


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