Have you ever...?

[Rainswept]

Have you ever asked a woman when she was due, only to learn that she wasn't pregnant, had just been putting on weight?

or have her tell you she is not pregnant - it is a tumor

.

That was a tv show. Are you saying that really happened to you?

[farfalla]

Yes, (me young and dumb) it did - in the line in the grocery store At least she was pleasant after I fell over my tongue apologizing. She said it had happened to her several times and the prognosis for her recovery was pretty good. Since then I have never asked another women that question unless I knew first she was pregnant.

(don't know the movie)

.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

*clears throat*

Umm....


Have you ever pierced your own nipple out of boredom?

Have you ever iced down your nipple for an hour with a ziplock bag of frozen pea soup for the purpose of numbing it enough that you can pierce it?

Have you ever done both of the above, but with such an astounding lack of knowledge about body piercing that you used a sterilized safety pin instead of a hollow needle, then put a regular hoop earing through the hole, which then proceeded to get infected so that you had to take it out, leaving you with a pinpoint black soot tattoo from the flame-sterilized safety pin?

[ken worley]

No, not boredom....I once did, out of spite, during a heated argument with a walmart returns-counter clerk.

[Rainswept]

No, not boredom....I once did, out of spite, during a heated argument with a walmart returns-counter clerk.

Ah yes. That was the day you and EarthRise met.

[gronank]

Have you ever been so bored that you decided to resurrect ancient threads on an internet forum?

I guess I have

[daftbeaker]

Have you ever tasted something out of curiosity, only to think a few seconds later "Actually, that was probably a bad idea?

Also, just because I was listening to it earlier, have you ever been out some place, recognising everybody's face, until you realised that there was no one that you knew? I tend to do that one quite a bit

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Have you ever tasted something out of curiosity, only to think a few seconds later "Actually, that was probably a bad idea?

No, but one of my friends does this every time we go out. She never learns!

Also, just because I was listening to it earlier, have you ever been out some place, recognising everybody's face, until you realised that there was no one that you knew? I tend to do that one quite a bit

Quite the reverse, actually. Recognising people I know quite well, if they are out of context or I'm not expecting to see them, can be very difficult. Even spotting my husband in a shopping centre can be difficult if he is sitting down and I'm expecting him to be standing.

Have you ever set an alarm as a reminder to do something, and completely forgotten what that something was?

[black bart]

Have you ever been so bored that you decided to resurrect ancient threads on an internet forum?

I guess I have

Me...no...

[DavidH]

Have you ever been so bored that you posted in a thread about the things you have done because you were so bored?

[black bart]

Have you ever been so bored that you posted in a thread about the things you have done because you were so bored?

That's called Twitter isn't it?

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

Have you ever met that person, we all know who it is, something about them just gives you that constant feeling you get when you suddenly realize how strangely your tongue is sitting in your mouth and NOOOOOOOOOOO, but this person gives you that feeling amped up to 11 (out of a possible 5), and then they somehow worm their way into your life, meet all your friends, become buddy-buddy with them but you still know that there's SOMETHING about them that just isn't quite right and then, years later, just when you're starting to feel like an ɑrse for not trusting that person unreasonably for all these years, it turns out YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG?

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

effer stoal tha Loose canin ?

pretind ta b a teen egger wen ye be fordy sumfin ?

b a hobnokshuss twat ?

lie lyke a rug , a reely big big wun !

if ya hansir huzzah ta alla abuff din ye be irrrk tha Canin feef
rrrrrrr

[3 Putt Nightmare]

Parked in front of a first date's building after a not bad first date to have her state "oh good my boyfriend is home!"
And then get pissed because you did not provide a good night kiss.

The Kid