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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
Spiderman: Look where else I can shoot webbing from!
The Mandarin: I have you now Iron Man!
Iron Man: Listen, Mandarin, we do this what, six, seven times a year? Why can't we just go out to a titty bar and even out for a bit?
Punisher: Hang on, I'll blow it up in a sec, I'm tending my roses.
Robin: Listen, Batman, I appreciate you letting me tag along, but the costume...does it have to be this blatantly gay?
The Mandarin: I have you now Iron Man!
Iron Man: Listen, Mandarin, we do this what, six, seven times a year? Why can't we just go out to a titty bar and even out for a bit?
Punisher: Hang on, I'll blow it up in a sec, I'm tending my roses.
Robin: Listen, Batman, I appreciate you letting me tag along, but the costume...does it have to be this blatantly gay?
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Pirate Johnson wrote:In brightest day
In darkest night
no evil shall escape my sight
let those who warship evil's might
beware my power
Green Lantern's llight


In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
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Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
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Many moons ago, I used to work for a stationery company. Following a pub-based conversation involving superpowers and mis-spellings, my friends came up with "Stationery Man: he's going nowhere". One of them drew the comic strip, it was me dressed up as a superhero, standing outside a burning building. There was a woman with a baby in a top floor window, and the fire engine that arrived crashed into a schoolbus, then an aeroplane crash-landed on top of it, and through all of this Stationery Man just stood there doing nothing.
I wish I could find the drawing, it is well worth a scan. I might have to go and dig out the memorabilia boxes...
I wish I could find the drawing, it is well worth a scan. I might have to go and dig out the memorabilia boxes...
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Reminds me a little of "Omnipresent Man"


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Roy Hunter wrote:Many moons ago, I used to work for a stationery company. Following a pub-based conversation involving superpowers and mis-spellings, my friends came up with "Stationery Man: he's going nowhere". One of them drew the comic strip, it was me dressed up as a superhero, standing outside a burning building. There was a woman with a baby in a top floor window, and the fire engine that arrived crashed into a schoolbus, then an aeroplane crash-landed on top of it, and through all of this Stationery Man just stood there doing nothing.
I wish I could find the drawing, it is well worth a scan. I might have to go and dig out the memorabilia boxes...
What about Stationary Man? He could staple the villains and sellotape them up and send them nasty faxes and stuff.
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black bart wrote:Roy Hunter wrote:Many moons ago, I used to work for a stationery company. Following a pub-based conversation involving superpowers and mis-spellings, my friends came up with "Stationery Man: he's going nowhere". One of them drew the comic strip, it was me dressed up as a superhero, standing outside a burning building. There was a woman with a baby in a top floor window, and the fire engine that arrived crashed into a schoolbus, then an aeroplane crash-landed on top of it, and through all of this Stationery Man just stood there doing nothing.
I wish I could find the drawing, it is well worth a scan. I might have to go and dig out the memorabilia boxes...
What about Stationary Man? He could staple the villains and sellotape them up and send them nasty faxes and stuff.
Wrong way round, both of you

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I volunteer for writer/animator unless anyone else want's to animate or collaborate on writing. Uhhh Cymbal team

In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
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In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
daftbeaker wrote:black bart wrote:Roy Hunter wrote:Many moons ago, I used to work for a stationery company. Following a pub-based conversation involving superpowers and mis-spellings, my friends came up with "Stationery Man: he's going nowhere". One of them drew the comic strip, it was me dressed up as a superhero, standing outside a burning building. There was a woman with a baby in a top floor window, and the fire engine that arrived crashed into a schoolbus, then an aeroplane crash-landed on top of it, and through all of this Stationery Man just stood there doing nothing.
I wish I could find the drawing, it is well worth a scan. I might have to go and dig out the memorabilia boxes...
What about Stationary Man? He could staple the villains and sellotape them up and send them nasty faxes and stuff.
Wrong way round, both of you![]()
Stationary - Not moving.
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Stationery Man would be a better superhero if he wasn't apt to go postal.
edit: Although, he's not bad at stamping out crime.
edit: Although, he's not bad at stamping out crime.
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^
Almost on topic: yesterday, hubby was one of several people in his department sent an email from the boss asking about their 'stationary requirements'.
He replied:
"I need to remain still when drinking my cup of tea".


Almost on topic: yesterday, hubby was one of several people in his department sent an email from the boss asking about their 'stationary requirements'.
He replied:
"I need to remain still when drinking my cup of tea".

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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

That was a "Dilbert" kinda funn idea though. I wouldn't mind if you storyboardedfor my idea, Pirates of Pasta

In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
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Sorry, I'm not an artist. I'm usually just the butt of artist's jokes. Good luck, though...Pirate Johnson wrote::bounce: With all seriousness, ANYONE considering my idea.
That was a "Dilbert" kinda funn idea though. I wouldn't mind if you storyboardedfor my idea, Pirates of Pasta.
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NEVER saw the movie, but if I have to do it alone, I'll be a pirate that doesn't do anything. I have a few works around the site that you could find if your interested. I'm considering either finding alot of art posts (maybe even audio, if my 3 man band wants to help out. It may take alot longer if only 1 other member wants to help, but I'll provide the drums. Played for around 8 years now) & contributing to them if the comic Idea doesn't sail. 
1 Question before I go: Does Spaghedeity light up when hHe speaks?!? Did on Futurama. IDK. :fsm_float:


In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
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