Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

ken worley · Postby **ken worley** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:49 am

Manic-Man wrote:"Too....much....coffeee...Creamer-Boy.....Try...to......reach. Percoset-pouch...in my utility....belt.....Also, might pee ourselves...will keep.....you....posted..

Goldfish · Postby **Goldfish** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:04 pm

Spiderman: Look where else I can shoot webbing from!

The Mandarin: I have you now Iron Man!
Iron Man: Listen, Mandarin, we do this what, six, seven times a year? Why can't we just go out to a titty bar and even out for a bit?

Punisher: Hang on, I'll blow it up in a sec, I'm tending my roses.

Robin: Listen, Batman, I appreciate you letting me tag along, but the costume...does it have to be this blatantly gay?

Pirate Johnson · Postby **Pirate Johnson** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:12 am

Pirate Johnson wrote:In brightest day
In darkest night
no evil shall escape my sight
let those who warship evil's might
beware my power
Green Lantern's llight

I will eat those words June 17th, 2011. The GREATEST COMIC BOOK HEROS or all time argh going to finally be put on the silver screen!!! RAmen :fsm_rock:

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:06 am

Is it a bird, is it a plane...No, it's 'Ice Cream Man'...I'll have raspberry sauce with that, Ice Cream Man.

Postby **Roy Hunter** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:14 am

Many moons ago, I used to work for a stationery company. Following a pub-based conversation involving superpowers and mis-spellings, my friends came up with "Stationery Man: he's going nowhere". One of them drew the comic strip, it was me dressed up as a superhero, standing outside a burning building. There was a woman with a baby in a top floor window, and the fire engine that arrived crashed into a schoolbus, then an aeroplane crash-landed on top of it, and through all of this Stationery Man just stood there doing nothing.

I wish I could find the drawing, it is well worth a scan. I might have to go and dig out the memorabilia boxes...

Ubi Dubium · Postby **Ubi Dubium** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:05 am

Reminds me a little of "Omnipresent Man"

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:44 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Many moons ago, I used to work for a stationery company. Following a pub-based conversation involving superpowers and mis-spellings, my friends came up with "Stationery Man: he's going nowhere". One of them drew the comic strip, it was me dressed up as a superhero, standing outside a burning building. There was a woman with a baby in a top floor window, and the fire engine that arrived crashed into a schoolbus, then an aeroplane crash-landed on top of it, and through all of this Stationery Man just stood there doing nothing.

I wish I could find the drawing, it is well worth a scan. I might have to go and dig out the memorabilia boxes...

What about Stationary Man? He could staple the villains and sellotape them up and send them nasty faxes and stuff.

Postby **daftbeaker** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:29 pm

black bart wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:Many moons ago, I used to work for a stationery company. Following a pub-based conversation involving superpowers and mis-spellings, my friends came up with "Stationery Man: he's going nowhere". One of them drew the comic strip, it was me dressed up as a superhero, standing outside a burning building. There was a woman with a baby in a top floor window, and the fire engine that arrived crashed into a schoolbus, then an aeroplane crash-landed on top of it, and through all of this Stationery Man just stood there doing nothing.

I wish I could find the drawing, it is well worth a scan. I might have to go and dig out the memorabilia boxes...

What about Stationary Man? He could staple the villains and sellotape them up and send them nasty faxes and stuff.

Wrong way round, both of you :haha:

Stationary - Not moving.
Stationery - Office supplies.

Pirate Johnson · Postby **Pirate Johnson** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:50 pm

Whens the first issue of Pirates of Pasta hit the presses? :zen:

I volunteer for writer/animator unless anyone else want's to animate or collaborate on writing. Uhhh Cymbal team :fsm_rock:

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:45 am

daftbeaker wrote:
black bart wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:Many moons ago, I used to work for a stationery company. Following a pub-based conversation involving superpowers and mis-spellings, my friends came up with "Stationery Man: he's going nowhere". One of them drew the comic strip, it was me dressed up as a superhero, standing outside a burning building. There was a woman with a baby in a top floor window, and the fire engine that arrived crashed into a schoolbus, then an aeroplane crash-landed on top of it, and through all of this Stationery Man just stood there doing nothing.

I wish I could find the drawing, it is well worth a scan. I might have to go and dig out the memorabilia boxes...

What about Stationary Man? He could staple the villains and sellotape them up and send them nasty faxes and stuff.

Wrong way round, both of you

Stationary - Not moving.
Stationery - Office supplies.

Curses and Blast you 'Thermite Man'...you've out witted us again!!!!

pieces o'nine · Postby **pieces o'nine** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:57 pm

Stationery Man would be a better superhero if he wasn't apt to go postal.

edit: Although, he's not bad at stamping out crime.

Tigger_the_Wing · Postby **Tigger_the_Wing** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:01 pm

^

Almost on topic: yesterday, hubby was one of several people in his department sent an email from the boss asking about their 'stationary requirements'.

He replied:

"I need to remain still when drinking my cup of tea".

:haha:

Pirate Johnson · Postby **Pirate Johnson** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:22 am

With all seriousness, ANYONE considering my idea.
That was a "Dilbert" kinda funn idea though. I wouldn't mind if you storyboardedfor my idea, Pirates of Pasta :bummer:

.

Postby **Roy Hunter** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:16 am

Pirate Johnson wrote::bounce: With all seriousness, ANYONE considering my idea.
That was a "Dilbert" kinda funn idea though. I wouldn't mind if you storyboardedfor my idea, Pirates of Pasta .

Sorry, I'm not an artist. I'm usually just the butt of artist's jokes. Good luck, though...

Pirate Johnson · Postby **Pirate Johnson** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:29 pm

NEVER saw the movie, but if I have to do it alone, I'll be a pirate that doesn't do anything. I have a few works around the site that you could find if your interested. I'm considering either finding alot of art posts (maybe even audio, if my 3 man band wants to help out. It may take alot longer if only 1 other member wants to help, but I'll provide the drums. Played for around 8 years now) & contributing to them if the comic Idea doesn't sail. :shrug:

1 Question before I go: Does Spaghedeity light up when hHe speaks?!? Did on Futurama. IDK. :fsm_float:

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