Richard Branson gets lost in the fog on his latest ballooning adventure. He loses height until he can see the ground, and he spots a man walking his dog. "Hey! Hello, you ! Where am I?" shouts Branson.
"You're in a balloon, about a hundred feet above me and my dog" the man replies.
"You're an economist, aren't you?"
"Yes, how do you know?"
"Well, you answered my question with an accurate response that fulfils all the criteria I gave you, but the information you gave me is completely bloody useless!"
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
Beware the Ides of June!