(Backhanded) Compliments Game
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It's nice to find you do appreciate the value of a professional beautician.
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No your arse doesn't look big in that... but neither does the elephant you're riding.
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That's no elephant sir...that's my wife! It,s amazing that we married twins.
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Born identical in every way Sir, though your's is obviously the older sibling.
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Yes it's true, mine has been round the block a few more times than yours, but then no one was chasing yours.
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Loved your Holiday photo Bart!!! It's too bad we couldn't see the wet spot on your pants.
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Pants, Twisty? I thought you naturists / nudists didn't need to cover the beautiful forms Nature and FSM gave them.
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The FSM did you proud for a drunk, didn't he?
Vasco Pyjama asked Mr Curly: What is worth doing and what is worth having? Mr Curly replied: It is worth doing nothing and having a rest.
-- The Curly-Pyjama Letters
-- The Curly-Pyjama Letters
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I admit my one bourbon and coke per annum at the work Xmas party 'warms me up'. Of course you've ^ proved a far greater tolerance for alcohol many times over.
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I've heard it said that alcohol is crutch but you've proved that's nonsense...you usually can't stand up at all.
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I admire your ^ self-control when out socially drinking. The manufacturers of breath testing equipment have set a new official level - LEGALLY DEAD - in your honour.
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You have excellent self-control, for your species.
Vasco Pyjama asked Mr Curly: What is worth doing and what is worth having? Mr Curly replied: It is worth doing nothing and having a rest.
-- The Curly-Pyjama Letters
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You've achieved local renown as a model of tolerance, a forward-thinking person: one who does not discriminate against potential partners based on their being from different species.
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At least he can think...
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^One of the great thinking minds of this century. Pity he can't communicate his thoughts coherently.
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