* Port! Oi 'as yet t'hoarder a round ov Port! Oi finks "tawny" be moor smoov on the gullet than, say, "crusted", but oi dyegresses... *
... an oi hadmits oi 'ave summat lost track o'weather hit be *my* round again, or summun helses. So Oi sais t'me crewe, Look ye lubbers, 'ere be a newe threade in witch ye can keepe track, loike, ov weather yer puttin yer fayre shayre ov rounds on wun annuvers tabbes. Therefore:
Oi sarah monyuslee hoarders a round ov cone-yaks fer whoever be hin the pubbe an conshus, an oi sollimlee puts hit on Detective Turtleholme's tabbe in thee fond 'opes we sees 'im again sum day.
Oi hexpecs thee rest ov ye sorry lot to man up an hoarder a round, regular loike, as well.
