(Backhanded) Compliments Game

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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby black bart » Wed Nov 02, 2011 7:02 am

(I used to know a rude version of that verse when I was in school: Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet with her knickers all tattered and torn, it wasn't the spider who sat down beside her but little boy blue on the horn).

^Must have been an expert on Egyptology at school ...at least I sphinx so.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby DavidH » Wed Nov 02, 2011 9:26 am

Bart, that joke was absolutely hilarious. In 1927.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:53 am

Ha ha, excellent one David. Although it was your great great great grandchildren who coined the joke originally.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby black bart » Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:02 am

One day I imagine you will also have Great Grandchildren...but at the moment they are a right bunch of chavs.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:12 am

That was a little below the belt, Bart. Just like you...
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Uther » Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:44 am

^Knows his onions when it comes to Bart's nether regions.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:59 am

Quick as Uther is to find a spin on what is written or said, he still spends hours looking through a glass onion for a walrus.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby DavidH » Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:54 am

Ravi, you can see a walrus without a glass onion - with those grotesquely enormous eyes.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:11 pm

Good job holdin' down a wife, David!
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:04 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:You really understand this game.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Mar 04, 2017 12:50 am

What a lovely stain on the seat of your trousers!
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Mar 04, 2017 6:38 am

I see your grammar and sentence structure are coming along really well!
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Monobaz » Sat Mar 04, 2017 6:44 am

Say, you have the same trouble with your trousers as I do.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Mar 06, 2017 12:03 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:I see your grammar and sentence structure are coming along really well!
Now maybe ET, being as kind as he is, could help you figure out those manners of yours!


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