The Passive-Aggressive Game

[gronank]

So we're supposed to be polite to eachother and only keep our insults to ourselves?
Why don't you just call it "The British game"?

[black bart]

Oh have I told you how much I jus luuurv your green plumage...it's so avant gard...does that mean in front of the garage or something?

[Roland Deschain]

I think so Bart. Hey, are you listening to me? You never listen to me. But then you have so much on your mind, so I suppose that really does account for a lot. Meh, i'm sick and tired of this game, and of your acting all intelligent, so just go to hell! Of course that's only if you want to, as I hear the weather there is good for your back. You need something to soothe your bad back.

[daftbeaker]

This game confuses me. Still, I'm sure that's not your fault Roy, I'm probably reading the instructions wrong.

[Roland Deschain]

You always read the instructions wrongly, but the stress from teaching doesn't exactly aid concentration. Saying that, there's no excuse for it, but i'll forgive you for playing nicely, although you don't always play nicely, do you? It's all forgiven though.

[Tigger_the_Wing]

You're always saying things like that, not that it makes a difference. But don't mind me. It's not as if my opinion counts for anything around here anyway.

[pieces o'nine]

One would have expected the courtesy of a personal invitation extended to the mods of this section. But that's all right, don't mind us, we'll just continue protecting you from SPAM and PRAWN and RICK-ROLLING, with no thanks either expected or expressed. As long as you're all happy, that's all that matters.

[Roland Deschain]

If I were Roy, i'd take great offence at what you just said, and give it to you with all guns blazing. But then you're only doing your job, and you deserve the respect and attention due to it. Saying that, it's your job to administer, not to whine and moan, so stop your puling, you craven. But then I like you, and totally understand what you go through being a mod on this forum, so i'm sure Roy will come crawling to you with a grave apology.

[Roland Deschain]

You shouldn't be so self-denigrating. It only leads to issues later down the road. You bloody well deserve them though. How dare you assume that this thread has no followers. Just because it has apparently slowed down since its inception, doesn't mean none of us enjoy it. I was leaving it for someone else to post, so as to not flood it with mine own, but oh well, I suppose i'll have to continue the torch with you. Let me share that burden, and together we can make this thread one of the greatest on Venganza! I hope this makes you feel better about it. I do like this passive-aggressive thing. Don't you dare ever, ever, ever, ever, ever self-denigrate again, no matter if you deserve it or not!

[ChowMein]

Nice of you to draw attention to Roy's insecurities , Roland .
I might not have noticed if you hadn't focused so much effort on something so trivial . But then you are so good with all matters trivial .
I'd swear , over Bart's corpse , that this forum would be lost without you .

Have a great day .

[pieces o'nine]

I am sorry that you have so little faith in your fellow FSMites that you would assume we abandoned your little thread just as it was getting started. Sometimes we have to deal with things outside the internets, although you may not be able to comprehend that, and we need a couple days to work up to the kind of really meaningful post this thread deserves. However, if you prefer quantity over quality, I am confidant that we will be able to humo[u]r you.

[ChowMein]

So your're going to rub Roy's nose in it as well , eh PoN ?

I don't know why I expect better from you , you seemed soooo nice when you first joined .
But I suppose that now you are a mod things here are different .
Oh well , one shouldn't expect everyone to be immune from the corrupting influence of power , however illusory as in this case , but don't listen to me , just talk over and above me , you always do , don't stop on my account , I wouldn't want our favorite mod to get distracted away from all the " moderating " you do .

[pieces o'nine]

ChowMein, such wallowing posts simply do not befit a cat of your dignity, grooming, and culinary skills. Please rest assured that when I write my memoirs and list all the little people I stepped on in my stiletto-heeled granny boots on my way to the top, your name will not be mentioned.





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On a side note, I am really pleased that Roy started this thread.

[ChowMein]

Thank you Pieces !

You know how much your opinions mean to me , you give them out so readily I can scarcely ignore you , in the manner I used to .
But I can't ignore how popular you've become here , if you proclaim this to be an achievement , I'm sure your mother would agree .
I'd be jealous of all the attention you're getting from the male population here , but then you always favoured Dom over me so why do I bother .........
But don't feel guilty about that , you do have more important " moderating " things to do .
After all why should you feel guilty ?
It's not as if my being your most longest suffering admirer on these boards should have any effect upon you , you are so busy after all and the forum needs you more than love lorn little me , that's alright , I'll just curl up here in the corner , out of your sight , don't give me another thought , I want you to be happy .

[Roland Deschain]

Stop your puling, you worthless piece of cat food. How dare you suggest that PoN is into "Dom"ination. PoN is a lovely mod, and still a young and beautiful woman. But I suppose you being love-lorn is why you are acting like this. I really do sympathise, and hope that together we can fight this affliction of yours. Fight it to the death! Preferably your death, as I actually don't like you at all, you whining little...grrrrr, there is no word to describe how I feel about you. Some mornings I wake up and hate you so much, that I hope you have changed into an ant, but ants are so nice and industrious. This is a perfect analogy for you, as I imagine you are a very hard-working person. You're always so very nice to me as well, I want you to be my best friend!