Holiday Prayers
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Holiday Prayers
My family will be celebrating Hanukah soon. I intend to celebrate with them, but I will be celebrating Holiday instead of Hanukah. Does anyone have any ideas for prayers to replace the Jewish ones?
Praise be to The Sauced And Noodly One, and may your cheese never be from a green cardboard can. R'amen.
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Re: Holiday Prayers
Ye spelt Hanukkah rite m8tee .
Ummmm oi dunt know yer famblee m8 , soze oi 'ope ye fergib me fer nay wonton ta kontribute ta familiar discoarse , speshlee dis tyme ove yeer .
Oi woode loike ta sujist thet mebbe yer wanta fink aboot dis plan ove yern a bit moor . yarrr...
Ummmm oi dunt know yer famblee m8 , soze oi 'ope ye fergib me fer nay wonton ta kontribute ta familiar discoarse , speshlee dis tyme ove yeer .
Oi woode loike ta sujist thet mebbe yer wanta fink aboot dis plan ove yern a bit moor . yarrr...
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Re: Holiday Prayers
I am told that many Pastafarim celebrate Pastukah by saying the Nudlish.
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Re: Holiday Prayers
DavidH wrote:I am told that many Pastafarim celebrate Pastukah by saying the Nudlish.
Do you know the words?
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I'm not sure how to write Yaaargh, listen up O ye blaggards in Hebrew. Sorry.
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Re: Holiday Prayers
DavidH wrote:I'm not sure how to write Yaaargh, listen up O ye blaggards in Hebrew. Sorry.
Google translate suggests:
יאַאַאַרגה, הערן אַרויף אָ יי בלאַגגאַרדס (Yiddish; Hebrew didn't work)
How accurate that is, I do not know.
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Re: Holiday Prayers
Well, there you are then.
Thank you, Tig.

Thank you, Tig.
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I dunno Tig; my test 'Argh, listen up all ye blaggards' reversed back to English as 'Lion, listen up all egg blaggards'. 
So Aclor79, is it kosher to mix lions and eggs?

So Aclor79, is it kosher to mix lions and eggs?

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Re: Holiday Prayers
pieces o'nine wrote:So Aclor79, is it kosher to mix lions and eggs?
I don't know... I think if lions are kosher then yes.
Praise be to The Sauced And Noodly One, and may your cheese never be from a green cardboard can. R'amen.
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Re: Holiday Prayers
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:DavidH wrote:I'm not sure how to write Yaaargh, listen up O ye blaggards in Hebrew. Sorry.
Google translate suggests:
יאַאַאַרגה, הערן אַרויף אָ יי בלאַגגאַרדס (Yiddish; Hebrew didn't work)
How accurate that is, I do not know.
:)
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We missed you, PG.
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I love Jewish humour...but I've never thought of combining it with Pirate humour...aaargh already.
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Oigh Vaaaaigh, me hearties, any of you captains want to marry a nice Yiddische wench?
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Re: Holiday Prayers
Pieces of seven he offers me? For what I should want pieces of seven? Now sit down and eat your gefilte fish'ead stoo...
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