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Holiday Prayers

Postby Aclor79 » Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:29 pm

My family will be celebrating Hanukah soon. I intend to celebrate with them, but I will be celebrating Holiday instead of Hanukah. Does anyone have any ideas for prayers to replace the Jewish ones?
Praise be to The Sauced And Noodly One, and may your cheese never be from a green cardboard can. R'amen.
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Re: Holiday Prayers

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:59 am

Ye spelt Hanukkah rite m8tee .

Ummmm oi dunt know yer famblee m8 , soze oi 'ope ye fergib me fer nay wonton ta kontribute ta familiar discoarse , speshlee dis tyme ove yeer .

Oi woode loike ta sujist thet mebbe yer wanta fink aboot dis plan ove yern a bit moor . yarrr...
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Re: Holiday Prayers

Postby DavidH » Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:54 am

I am told that many Pastafarim celebrate Pastukah by saying the Nudlish.
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Re: Holiday Prayers

Postby Aclor79 » Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:37 am

DavidH wrote:I am told that many Pastafarim celebrate Pastukah by saying the Nudlish.

Do you know the words?
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Re: Holiday Prayers

Postby DavidH » Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:40 pm

I'm not sure how to write Yaaargh, listen up O ye blaggards in Hebrew. Sorry.
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Re: Holiday Prayers

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:41 am

DavidH wrote:I'm not sure how to write Yaaargh, listen up O ye blaggards in Hebrew. Sorry.


Google translate suggests:

יאַאַאַרגה, הערן אַרויף אָ יי בלאַגגאַרדס (Yiddish; Hebrew didn't work)

How accurate that is, I do not know.
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Re: Holiday Prayers

Postby DavidH » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:26 am

Well, there you are then. :haha:

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Re: Holiday Prayers

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:23 pm

I dunno Tig; my test 'Argh, listen up all ye blaggards' reversed back to English as 'Lion, listen up all egg blaggards'. :fsm_yarr:



So Aclor79, is it kosher to mix lions and eggs? :haha:
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Re: Holiday Prayers

Postby Aclor79 » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:29 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:So Aclor79, is it kosher to mix lions and eggs? :haha:

I don't know... I think if lions are kosher then yes.
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Re: Holiday Prayers

Postby PantyGnawer » Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:47 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:
DavidH wrote:I'm not sure how to write Yaaargh, listen up O ye blaggards in Hebrew. Sorry.


Google translate suggests:

יאַאַאַרגה, הערן אַרויף אָ יי בלאַגגאַרדס (Yiddish; Hebrew didn't work)

How accurate that is, I do not know.


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Re: Holiday Prayers

Postby DavidH » Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:29 am

We missed you, PG.
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Re: Holiday Prayers

Postby black bart » Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:50 am

I love Jewish humour...but I've never thought of combining it with Pirate humour...aaargh already.
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Re: Holiday Prayers

Postby DavidH » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:40 pm

Oigh Vaaaaigh, me hearties, any of you captains want to marry a nice Yiddische wench?
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Re: Holiday Prayers

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:46 pm

Pieces of seven he offers me? For what I should want pieces of seven? Now sit down and eat your gefilte fish'ead stoo...
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Re: Holiday Prayers

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