
I do have a couple of questions, mostly simple technical stuff, as follows.
Once ordained, what is the title of said Pastafarian? My grandmother is a Catholic Deaconess, for example. (Never fear, I have a massively multicultural family, adding FSMism is going to be fine. I'm not going to get hit with a ruler. Not now, anyway.) I wondered what the official title for men/women/other would be?
What is/ is there a collective noun for pasta, and does it vary by type? For example, perhaps "a fist of spaghetti" as opposed to "a stack of lasagna"? I appreciate this probably isn't important, but good to know. My partner considers this a high priority however.

I wouldn't like to unwittingly offend any FSM member - what potholes should I be aware of, faux pas, as it were?