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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart » Thu Jan 05, 2012 8:33 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Gollum receives an award.


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Postby daftbeaker » Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:54 pm

Scientist - My findings are pointless when taken out of context.
Media - Scientist claims "findings are pointless"

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Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:12 pm

^ Too true, unfortunately.

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Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:03 am

Sorry for the double post:

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Postby black bart » Mon Jan 09, 2012 8:03 am

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Postby PKMKII » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:08 am

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Postby PKMKII » Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:12 pm

Funnier Than Fiction: Stephen Colbert beating Jon Huntsman in South Carolina GOP Primary Poll

A new PPP poll shows Comedy Central star Stephen Colbert edging out Former Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman in South Carolina's upcoming GOP primary, despite the fact that the comedian is not actually on the ballot.

The new poll, released on Tuesday, shows five percent of primary voters in the Palmetto State picking Colbert, while four percent choose Huntsman. Former Louisiana Gov. Buddy Roemer also trailed Colbert with just one percent of primary voters supporting him.
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Postby PKMKII » Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:00 pm

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:00 am

Australian Liberal* MP Teresa Gambaro insulted immigrants this week when she decided unilaterally that we stink up the place by not wearing adequate deodorant. Someone has updated her Wikipedia entry. :evilgrin:

(*The Liberal Party in Australia is actually the right-wing Conservative Party with a misleading name)

Clever Wikipedia editor wrote:JOB OPENING: Senior Immigration Armpit Sniffer
The Liberal Party of Australia are a leading provider of homophobic, bigotry and hypocritical services specialising in the management of immigrant bashing in Australia, and currently have opportunities in our Citizenship & Immigration division for registered armpit sniffers with 3 + years solid experience to join our busy and friendly team anywhere in Australia.

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Postby PKMKII » Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:56 am

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby Rainswept » Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:14 pm

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What about this guy? Image
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Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:37 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Australian Liberal* MP Teresa Gambaro insulted immigrants this week when she decided unilaterally that we stink up the place by not wearing adequate deodorant.

:lol: ...and she is [1st gen?] from migrant stock herself [as indeed are the majority of us]...greasy wog biatch... at least my parents were born here. :whistle: :haha:

We have 'Sleezy' Slipper for our 'ya Member'... a 'safe seat' Lib just screwed his own party by taking the position of Speaker coz he's likely to lose his preselection next election [YAY!].

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Postby Roland Deschain » Sun Jan 15, 2012 6:30 pm

Where do I start on all these wonderful things? Just on this page alone are several worthy of mention:-

Tig, I love you for that Gollum clip (don't tell your husband, lol), and for the wonderful piece on the Aussie minister. I blame all the Irish migrants for her views... :whistle:

PK, I had never thought to combine Carl Sagan and Billy Dee Williams before seeing that pic. It totally fits! The Boomerang Pizza vid also made me leak a tear. :shocked:

DB, shouldn't that be "Daily Mail - Scientist claims "findings are pointless" "? :haha:
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Postby Roland Deschain » Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:07 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Type "duh duh duh duh" into Google.

This is my favourite one :facepalm:

Cliff Richard - Dying Inside :haha:
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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:56 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Image

Fella lives just down the road a piece. Allegedly. scoped out his page, if he's real then he's pretty much a scummy sort. I have a friend who lives much closer to Lewiston, I've asked him to investigate further. :twisted:
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