ERROL FLYNN PROMOTED
Errol Flynn has been named Vice Admiral of Research and Development at Mad Moggies, Inc., a spokeswench for the corporation announced today.
Captain Pieces o'Nine praised Flynn's achievements, starting as cabin boy aboard the Mad Moggies Revenge,
his critically acclaimed performances as a 'Hollywood Actor,' his recent triumphs in the pirate market with genuine polystyrene shrunken heads, and, most recently, his successful launch of *the* Must-Have item of the season, the Knork.
Flynn was all smiles at the press conference, saying, "I owe everything to Captain Pieces o'Nine, pirate and wench par excellence.
I am really looking forward to embarking upon this new stage in my career, back with the Mad Moggies
family, showing those hacks at Bart Industries what a *real* world class marketing giant looks like. Please accept a complimentary knork on your way out -- be the first kid on your block to have one! Pardon? Why yes, I would be happy to autograph that for you!"