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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:53 am

* gives bacon a really incredulous look for failing to post properly in this thread *

* tasers the alleged "black bart" for letting the beast off its leash *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:34 am


Your park rangers are a paramilitary force allowed to arrest people and attack them? You Merkins are crazy :confused: Around here they're just a bunch of nice middle aged men in green shorts and ex-army Land Rovers that are responsible for upkeep of the heathland.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:34 am

Tasered?...now look wot you've gone and done:

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:39 am

* compliments bart on his new look *
* whistles for her new demon puppy to come along *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:06 pm

*Wonders what kind of situation a glorified litter picker is going to need a shotgun in*

Roy Hunter wrote:*Tasers daftbeaker in the nads and steals his built-up shoe.*

If I just give you the shoe do I avoid the bollock roasting? :moon: I don't need the damn things at the moment, my leg is almost the right size. The downside to this is that I am now tempted to buy several pairs of nice boots I can't afford :idiot:
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:44 pm

I think you've had a bit too much time off work and have gone more peculiar :moon:

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:52 pm

* switches out daft penguin's banana stash for plantains *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:24 am

* snatches the aforementioned snatched bananas and proceeds to make daiquiris *
* pours the pitcher of frozen daiquiris over pon's head *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:10 am

* bans bacon for juxtaposing those two words in the same sentence *

* is shocked -- SHOCKED -- at the general lack of decorum in young ladies these days *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:30 am

Suggests discretely that these young ladies go across the river and join 'The Winchester Geese'. :lech:
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:23 am

*gets the phone number of these "geese" *

*ties ^ to a lamppost, and liberally applies tar and feathers*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:47 am

* adds some jelly beans to the tar and feathers on Bart *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:53 am

*hi-5s Bacon, then gets out the George Forman grill, aiming towards Bacon...*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:56 pm

* Places her hands on her trusty Nu Wave Oven *
* Laughs maniacally! *
* Reminds Roland that his grill can't hurt her, she's already crispy *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:44 pm

*wanders in dazed and confused*
*looks around*
*wanders back out even more dazed and confused*
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