
Life is too short for . . .
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
Life is too short to not be naughty. 

Get your bake on. 

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Life is too short for ^ not to visit London. 

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"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Roland Deschain wrote:Life is too short for ^ not to visit London.
Well, I do have to agree to that, but I would have to learn the language first before I go.

I know I've used that lame joke before
Life is too short to not renew my passport.
added that so Roy doesn't ban me again
Get your bake on. 

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Re: Life is too short for . . .
Don't bother with London, it's a dump. Come to Hereford.
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DavidH wrote:Don't bother with London, it's a dump. Come to Hereford and take a dump in the fields, everyone else does.
Fixed senor

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Re: Life is too short for . . .
Life's too short not to wear a Coonskin hat and shout 'Hot Diggity!'
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Life is too short to wear hats that look like you're a victim of reintarnation.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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In my part of the world, life would be very short for anyone in a coonskin hat. The local hunt would set the hounds on it, if somebody didn't shoot it first. 

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Re: Life is too short for . . .
Life is too short for undiagnosed neurological disorders.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
Life is too short to not tell the resident neuro-psych geek about it..?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
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"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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Life is too sho--
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"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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pieces o'nine: What does Brother Roland's post say?
Brother Maynard: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Roland Deschain. Life is too sho-Arrrrrrrrgggghhh...'
DavidH: What?
Brother Maynard: 'Life is too sho-Arrrrrrrrgggghhh...'
Roy Hunter: What is that?
Brother Maynard: He must have died while carving it.
pieces o'nine: Oh come on!
Brother Maynard: Well, that's what it says.
pieces o'nine: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Arrrrrrrrgggghhh'. He'd just say it.
DavidH: Maybe he was dictating it.
Roy Hunter: Let's put my Samoan attorney on the case.
daftbeaker: Well does it say anything else?
Brother Maynard: No, just 'Life is too sho-Arrrrrrrrgggghhh'.
Brother Maynard: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Roland Deschain. Life is too sho-Arrrrrrrrgggghhh...'
DavidH: What?
Brother Maynard: 'Life is too sho-Arrrrrrrrgggghhh...'
Roy Hunter: What is that?
Brother Maynard: He must have died while carving it.
pieces o'nine: Oh come on!
Brother Maynard: Well, that's what it says.
pieces o'nine: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Arrrrrrrrgggghhh'. He'd just say it.
DavidH: Maybe he was dictating it.
Roy Hunter: Let's put my Samoan attorney on the case.
daftbeaker: Well does it say anything else?
Brother Maynard: No, just 'Life is too sho-Arrrrrrrrgggghhh'.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Life is too short to not
PoN for adapting a great scene from a great film. Life is also too short not to laugh! 


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"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
Life is too short and so are many of the world's most aggressive leaders.
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