Pasta Habits
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Aclor79
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Pasta Habits
Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster prefer it when we eat spaghetti over other pasta, or are all pastas equal in his eyes?
Praise be to The Sauced And Noodly One, and may your cheese never be from a green cardboard can. R'amen.
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Re: Pasta Habits
I would think that He views all pasta equally, but that there's a special place in His heart for spaghetti due to its likeness to His Noodly Appendages. He also knows that not all people can stomach long and stringy food, so this is why pasta exists in all its myriad varieties. 
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Aclor79
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Re: Pasta Habits
Roland Deschain wrote:I would think that He views all pasta equally, but that there's a special place in His heart for spaghetti due to its likeness to His Noodly Appendages. He also knows that not all people can stomach long and stringy food, so this is why pasta exists in all its myriad varieties.
All pasta is equal, but spaghetti is more equal than other types?
Praise be to The Sauced And Noodly One, and may your cheese never be from a green cardboard can. R'amen.
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Re: Pasta Habits
Spaghetti is messier than most other types of pasta and so can be viewed as spreading the tomato sauce of His Noodliness across a wider area (and any clean white shirts in the area). Truly spaghetti spreads His sauce to convert the benighted heathen.
Or possibly not, with our flimsy moral standards it's hard to tell. Time for more grog
Or possibly not, with our flimsy moral standards it's hard to tell. Time for more grog
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Re: Pasta Habits
Primus inter pares.Aclor79 wrote:All pasta is equal, but spaghetti is more equal than other types?
That's Latin. That means it must be true...
(I think I may regret writing that around here.)
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Re: Pasta Habits
Carpe diem
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