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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved
Dear Auntie Blackbeard:
Madam, forsooth thee local pyrate-er-tv company be airing a commercial shewing forth pirate regalia in a bad light. One heartily resents thee assumption that donning an eyepatch be thee result o'foolishness in flossie landlubber sports, rather than a badge of honor from hand-to-hand combat with murdering Spaniards in Port Royal. One also objects t'thee implication that an novice wearer of eyepatches should expect to get his booty kicked by unemployed landlubber yabos, and not even in an alley after dark in the mean streets of Portsmouth!
What would you suggest as the most efficacious method to help these executives see the light?
sinserely,
Errol Flynn, cabbin bouy,
thee Mad Moggie's Revenge
Madam, forsooth thee local pyrate-er-tv company be airing a commercial shewing forth pirate regalia in a bad light. One heartily resents thee assumption that donning an eyepatch be thee result o'foolishness in flossie landlubber sports, rather than a badge of honor from hand-to-hand combat with murdering Spaniards in Port Royal. One also objects t'thee implication that an novice wearer of eyepatches should expect to get his booty kicked by unemployed landlubber yabos, and not even in an alley after dark in the mean streets of Portsmouth!
What would you suggest as the most efficacious method to help these executives see the light?
sinserely,
Errol Flynn, cabbin bouy,
thee Mad Moggie's Revenge
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved
Dear Auntee
Oi can't h'understand a word that Errol Flynch says. If he wants ter see the light, tell 'im ter 'old it up higher.
Yours
Capn' Old-Treadworthy
Oi can't h'understand a word that Errol Flynch says. If he wants ter see the light, tell 'im ter 'old it up higher.
Yours
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved
Arrr...be Errol in poseshun of a big shiny one wot glows in thee dark?
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^ ...oi never sees thee loight an tells...



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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved
Deer anti ,
Whare Arr ye ?
And wot wuz thee passwerd to thee nest?
Oi fergetted .
Agun .
Yarr.
Whare Arr ye ?
And wot wuz thee passwerd to thee nest?
Oi fergetted .
Agun .
Yarr.
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved
Dear anti,
We be missin' ye, an' me crew wot oi picked up in Southampton 'as taken ter mutiny if ye don't return an' answer their problem, wot is "'Ow do we cook fish 'ead stoo without thee bilge water?"
Lookin' forward ter no mutiny,
Cap'n Deschain
We be missin' ye, an' me crew wot oi picked up in Southampton 'as taken ter mutiny if ye don't return an' answer their problem, wot is "'Ow do we cook fish 'ead stoo without thee bilge water?"
Lookin' forward ter no mutiny,
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved
Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:Deer anti ,
Whare Arr ye ?
And wot wuz thee passwerd to thee nest?
Oi fergetted .
Agun .
Yarr.
I think I've forgetted as well! We'll have to consult Dave L.
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved
Ye daft bugger Bart...only the hoi polloi get access to my inner sanctum...an why are you wearin a Bilge Rat on yer head?
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.
Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved
Aaargh! Auntie
That be no bilge rat - it be a weavilii gargantuum on BB's h'ed.
Oi werent goin ter comment on it, but seein as ye 'ave...
Mind yu, it be the rest o' the h'ed witch really puzzles me!
Yoyrs
Capn' Bletherin-Treadmill
That be no bilge rat - it be a weavilii gargantuum on BB's h'ed.
Oi werent goin ter comment on it, but seein as ye 'ave...
Mind yu, it be the rest o' the h'ed witch really puzzles me!
Yoyrs
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved
Dear Auntie
I purchased this hat in good faith orf a chap named Buck...er Buckshot McHiggins of Thee North West Trappers Companee, Vancoover. It does make me head a bit itchee an thee tail tends ta flick infront of yer eyes in a Gale renederin ye temprarilee blind...but it keeps me ears warm much better than any bandana.
I can ave a word wiv McHiggins if ye fancies some furry underwear.
I purchased this hat in good faith orf a chap named Buck...er Buckshot McHiggins of Thee North West Trappers Companee, Vancoover. It does make me head a bit itchee an thee tail tends ta flick infront of yer eyes in a Gale renederin ye temprarilee blind...but it keeps me ears warm much better than any bandana.
I can ave a word wiv McHiggins if ye fancies some furry underwear.
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved
Oh deer me , oi wake frum a luverly nap an' wot duz oi fine ?
Corked bottles all asunder wiffin me nest!
An' scarcely a drop of rum in any of em !
Just paper and rags scribbled wiff all sorts of yakkitty gobblygook .
I'll get to them soon me drearys .
Time for a wee nap , oi be a wee tard affer chasing down Neffew an' tying 'im up.
Corked bottles all asunder wiffin me nest!
An' scarcely a drop of rum in any of em !
Just paper and rags scribbled wiff all sorts of yakkitty gobblygook .
I'll get to them soon me drearys .
Time for a wee nap , oi be a wee tard affer chasing down Neffew an' tying 'im up.
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved
Me Deer Andi Bakbord ,
umm ...uh...thet itch ...err... et be bak ... wot offarr poshuns ye haz?
Yers trooly , Blak Barrt ove thee Big Brenda
umm ...uh...thet itch ...err... et be bak ... wot offarr poshuns ye haz?
Yers trooly , Blak Barrt ove thee Big Brenda
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved
Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:umm ...uh...thet itch ...err... et be bak ... wot offarr poshuns ye haz?
Yers trooly , Blak Barrt ove thee Big Brenda
Ye art indeed mad Willyum if ye use poshuns brewed speschully fer bart! All o'us knows 'e be a 'opless case an' Auntie troies stuff on 'im thart wuld othawoise kill a brown dog! Jest sayin'....
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved
Dear Auntie
I thinks I must ave drunk some salty water...I appears ta be avin a split personalitee wot keeps writin in wivout me knowin about it.
What are all these poshuns ye keeps sendin me for me alhedged skin condishuns?
As far as I know I aint had thee plague since last summer an I looks pretty good if ye compares me to thee rest o me croo.
PS. Please don't send me any more Leeches as they are escapin an gettin in thee Stooo!
I thinks I must ave drunk some salty water...I appears ta be avin a split personalitee wot keeps writin in wivout me knowin about it.
What are all these poshuns ye keeps sendin me for me alhedged skin condishuns?
As far as I know I aint had thee plague since last summer an I looks pretty good if ye compares me to thee rest o me croo.
PS. Please don't send me any more Leeches as they are escapin an gettin in thee Stooo!
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved
Dear Auntie Little Black Dress
Oi bin 'avin 'orribul noitmairs that Oi be wun o' BB's multipul personalytees.
'ELP!
Yrs Trly
Cap'n Bletherin-Treadmill Lord
Oi bin 'avin 'orribul noitmairs that Oi be wun o' BB's multipul personalytees.
'ELP!
Yrs Trly
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