black bart wrote:It seems to be gathering momentum...the drinks are on my...Scruttocks
Interesting night at the pub?
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daftbeaker
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Interesting night at the pub?
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TwistedSister wrote:Roland Deschain wrote:Did you know I ..care where Liao's Dong is....!
I love you for that one. That was fantastic!
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Roland Deschain wrote:Twisty, what's wrong with Dick
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
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Ravi Oli wrote:Does my bum look big in this?
Apparently "I can't tell, it's blocking the light" is not an approved answer
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PKMKII wrote:Roland Deschain wrote:Twisty, what's wrong with Dick
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daftbeaker wrote:Having...teens...feel...me...properly again. Currently I've gotten through...2 and a bit...Disturbingly...in less than a week. At this rate I'll have...all...within a fortnight.
You are so very lucky I didn't take this to the next level down. So very lucky...
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Big bottoms to you Roland. I shall have my revenge if it takes me all week 
Edit - Just how old are those teens by the way? There's half a dozen I can think of that are now no longer my professional responsiblity and at university
Edit - Just how old are those teens by the way? There's half a dozen I can think of that are now no longer my professional responsiblity and at university
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One must assume that they are over 16, although they can technically be up to 19 to keep within the "teen" remit, UK residents, and not under your care. This is the only legal way that could happen. You are lucky I left it at teens (see original post), but not wanting to overstep the mark, I did so. I may be evil, but not that evil. 
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Roland Deschain wrote:You are lucky I left it at teens (see original post), but not wanting to overstep the mark, I did so. I may be evil, but not that evil.
Notty, ban
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Roland Deschain wrote:ChowMein wrote:I wonder if he'd set me up with a redhead?
Ahem. *stands in line in front of ChowMein* We're not going to come to blows over this, are we?
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^ And it didn't even need editing!
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Over notty , Ye ban .
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ChowMein wrote:Roy...marry me for a month...
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Ouch
Through all these many pages , no one has set a sight on me .
You spoiled a good 4 year run of me being under the radar .
I'll get you 2 for this .
Just wait.
En garde , mon amis !
Through all these many pages , no one has set a sight on me .
You spoiled a good 4 year run of me being under the radar .
I'll get you 2 for this .
Just wait.
En garde , mon amis !
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Roland Deschain wrote:*stroke, stroke* *tickle, tickle*
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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