Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
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black bart
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
*gives Roy a gyant fur hat to wear instead of his usual Tam o Shanter.*
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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pieces o'nine
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* puts a Capn's Deloight wiv Brasso Chaser (oar wotevver 'e'es drinkin these days) for Roy on Bart's tabbe, in wreckinishun ov 'is joke *
* also proxy-bids on a cupple undescribed "things" on EBAY for Bart *
* also proxy-bids on a cupple undescribed "things" on EBAY for Bart *
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black bart
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
*quickly puts entire croo's spare underwear collekshun on E Bay*
(it can be collected from a specially built silo buried deep in the Gobi desert),
(it can be collected from a specially built silo buried deep in the Gobi desert),
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pieces o'nine
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* is amused by the furious auto bidding war between "b***t (-20002 ★)" and "b***t (-20002 ★)" *
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black bart
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*forces Nef Yoo and Mad Wullium to stump up the cash!*
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pieces o'nine
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* sends scoop photo to TMZ *
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Roland Deschain
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*hijacks TMZ's DNS, and reroutes visitors to a dating site for cats*
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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* idly wonders why Roland has bookmarked such a site for ready access *
* proxy bids for a few more of those mysterious EBAY 'things' to widen his horizons *
* proxy bids for a few more of those mysterious EBAY 'things' to widen his horizons *
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black bart
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
*points out that Roland recently lost his wallet so he can't afford the services of larger quadrupeds.*
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Roland Deschain
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*points out to BB that Roland did not lose his wallet, only the money that was in it*
*then gets out the finite probability gun*
*then gets out the finite probability gun*
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Roy Hunter
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*unicycles past in a Darth Vader helmet, ruthlessly bagpiping everyone, taking no prisoners*
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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black bart
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
*Sends order 69 to the British Army in Scotland...put the binoculars down and take him out!*
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Roland Deschain
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*commends Bart for ordering people to date before enacting order 69*
*enacts order 69 before the date*
*enacts order 69 before the date*
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Roy Hunter
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*Punches Roland in the knee and tweaks his waxed moustaches.*
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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black bart
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
*Slaps Roy with a Gay Marriage certificate made of Smoked Haddock.*
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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