"That's What She Said"
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Fox News reporting on the 'riot' at the Oakland Gay Pride rally.
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So, Sarah Palin & daughter are looking for the media spotlight again?
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But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies.
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But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies.
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By the time Ken Worley posts again I'll have finally worked out what he was saying last time...I think Ken Worley is actually 'Doug Stanhope":


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pieces o'nine wrote:But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies.
A spokesman for the minority stockholders of Nike inc., forgetting that the long hours their allies spend at their industrial stitching machines means that most of the asian 'tweens are unable to rise beyond a scoliotic hunching squat.
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"Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?"
It could be because we smell of peanuts.
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The catering manager at the hotel where, for some reason, Tippi Hedren's birthday party, a symposium on the Great White Shark and a 'The Matrix' convention have been triple booked.ken worley wrote:"Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?"
"These people should be taken out into the street and shot in front of their families."
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"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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Roy Hunter wrote:"These people should be taken out into the street and shot in front of their families."
A foam-spittle-spraying Reverend Fred Phelps, at a photo-radar-ticket-quashing defensive driving class, referring to a group of single men who'd walked in together.
"....you gotta tas' ya lotta chu-cha, chom'-chom'-chom',
yea-ya, tas' yah lula, jus' chow,chow-ya-mama, jes',
gets-ya eas'-sum', eas-sum-fhunk, yeah, ROLL!...

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...and it's four nights for the price of three:

The catering manager at the hotel where, for some reason, Tippi Hedren's birthday party, a symposium on the Great White Shark and a 'The Matrix' convention have been triple booked.
...and it's four nights for the price of three:

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ken worley wrote:"....you gotta tas' ya lotta chu-cha, chom'-chom'-chom',
yea-ya, tas' yah lula, jus' chow,chow-ya-mama, jes',
gets-ya eas'-sum', eas-sum-fhunk, yeah, ROLL!...
Rick Santorum's Inaugural Address.
"I have of late, wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth..."
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Garth Algar after writing off his car.
"Hey dol merry dol wither are you going? Tramping in the forest lands and through the rivers flowing!"
"Hey dol merry dol wither are you going? Tramping in the forest lands and through the rivers flowing!"
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Jay-Z's latest hip-hop extravaganza, right after necking a handful of psilocybe muscaria.
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand,
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain,
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's,
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein...
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand,
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain,
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's,
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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Witness to the London riots of 2011.
"It may be ridiculous, but I'm gonna miss every one of the psychos, and the neuros, and the schizos in the place."
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Liam Fox in his resignation speech.
Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.
Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.
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J Edgar Hoover in 1930.
"I want to tell you a story, about a little man, if I can. A gnome named Grimble Crumble, and little gnomes stay in their homes. Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine."
"I want to tell you a story, about a little man, if I can. A gnome named Grimble Crumble, and little gnomes stay in their homes. Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine."
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"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Rumpelstiltskin wrote:"The devil has told you that! The devil has told you that," cried the little man, and in his anger he plunged his right foot so deep into the earth that his whole leg went in, and then in rage he pulled at his left leg so hard with both hands that he tore himself in two.
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