"That's What She Said"

[Roy Hunter]

Fox News reporting on the 'riot' at the Oakland Gay Pride rally.

"This is the most humble day of my life"

[pieces o'nine]

So, Sarah Palin & daughter are looking for the media spotlight again?

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But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies.

[black bart]

By the time Ken Worley posts again I'll have finally worked out what he was saying last time...I think Ken Worley is actually 'Doug Stanhope":

[ken worley]

But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies.

A spokesman for the minority stockholders of Nike inc., forgetting that the long hours their allies spend at their industrial stitching machines means that most of the asian 'tweens are unable to rise beyond a scoliotic hunching squat.


"Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?"

[black bart]

"Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?"

It could be because we smell of peanuts.

[Roy Hunter]

"Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?"

The catering manager at the hotel where, for some reason, Tippi Hedren's birthday party, a symposium on the Great White Shark and a 'The Matrix' convention have been triple booked.

"These people should be taken out into the street and shot in front of their families."

[ken worley]

"These people should be taken out into the street and shot in front of their families."

A foam-spittle-spraying Reverend Fred Phelps, at a photo-radar-ticket-quashing defensive driving class, referring to a group of single men who'd walked in together.


"....you gotta tas' ya lotta chu-cha, chom'-chom'-chom',
yea-ya, tas' yah lula, jus' chow,chow-ya-mama, jes',
gets-ya eas'-sum', eas-sum-fhunk, yeah, ROLL!...

[black bart]

Roy wrote:

The catering manager at the hotel where, for some reason, Tippi Hedren's birthday party, a symposium on the Great White Shark and a 'The Matrix' convention have been triple booked.

...and it's four nights for the price of three:

[Roy Hunter]

"....you gotta tas' ya lotta chu-cha, chom'-chom'-chom',
yea-ya, tas' yah lula, jus' chow,chow-ya-mama, jes',
gets-ya eas'-sum', eas-sum-fhunk, yeah, ROLL!...

Rick Santorum's Inaugural Address.

"I have of late, wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth..."

[Roland Deschain]

Garth Algar after writing off his car.

"Hey dol merry dol wither are you going? Tramping in the forest lands and through the rivers flowing!"

[Roy Hunter]

Jay-Z's latest hip-hop extravaganza, right after necking a handful of psilocybe muscaria.

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand,
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain,
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's,
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein...

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Witness to the London riots of 2011.

"It may be ridiculous, but I'm gonna miss every one of the psychos, and the neuros, and the schizos in the place."

[daftbeaker]

Liam Fox in his resignation speech.

Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.

[Roland Deschain]

J Edgar Hoover in 1930.

"I want to tell you a story, about a little man, if I can. A gnome named Grimble Crumble, and little gnomes stay in their homes. Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine."

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

"The devil has told you that! The devil has told you that," cried the little man, and in his anger he plunged his right foot so deep into the earth that his whole leg went in, and then in rage he pulled at his left leg so hard with both hands that he tore himself in two.