Fox News reporting on the 'riot' at the Oakland Gay Pride rally.
"This is the most humble day of my life"
"That's What She Said"
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Roy Hunter
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"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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So, Sarah Palin & daughter are looking for the media spotlight again?
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But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies.
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But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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By the time Ken Worley posts again I'll have finally worked out what he was saying last time...I think Ken Worley is actually 'Doug Stanhope":
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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pieces o'nine wrote:But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies.
A spokesman for the minority stockholders of Nike inc., forgetting that the long hours their allies spend at their industrial stitching machines means that most of the asian 'tweens are unable to rise beyond a scoliotic hunching squat.
"Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?"
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"Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?"
It could be because we smell of peanuts.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Roy Hunter
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The catering manager at the hotel where, for some reason, Tippi Hedren's birthday party, a symposium on the Great White Shark and a 'The Matrix' convention have been triple booked.ken worley wrote:"Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?"
"These people should be taken out into the street and shot in front of their families."
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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ken worley
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Roy Hunter wrote:"These people should be taken out into the street and shot in front of their families."
A foam-spittle-spraying Reverend Fred Phelps, at a photo-radar-ticket-quashing defensive driving class, referring to a group of single men who'd walked in together.
"....you gotta tas' ya lotta chu-cha, chom'-chom'-chom',
yea-ya, tas' yah lula, jus' chow,chow-ya-mama, jes',
gets-ya eas'-sum', eas-sum-fhunk, yeah, ROLL!...
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Roy wrote:
...and it's four nights for the price of three:
The catering manager at the hotel where, for some reason, Tippi Hedren's birthday party, a symposium on the Great White Shark and a 'The Matrix' convention have been triple booked.
...and it's four nights for the price of three:
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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ken worley wrote:"....you gotta tas' ya lotta chu-cha, chom'-chom'-chom',
yea-ya, tas' yah lula, jus' chow,chow-ya-mama, jes',
gets-ya eas'-sum', eas-sum-fhunk, yeah, ROLL!...
Rick Santorum's Inaugural Address.
"I have of late, wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth..."
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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Garth Algar after writing off his car.
"Hey dol merry dol wither are you going? Tramping in the forest lands and through the rivers flowing!"
"Hey dol merry dol wither are you going? Tramping in the forest lands and through the rivers flowing!"
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Jay-Z's latest hip-hop extravaganza, right after necking a handful of psilocybe muscaria.
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand,
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain,
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's,
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein...
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand,
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain,
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's,
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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Witness to the London riots of 2011.
"It may be ridiculous, but I'm gonna miss every one of the psychos, and the neuros, and the schizos in the place."
"It may be ridiculous, but I'm gonna miss every one of the psychos, and the neuros, and the schizos in the place."
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Liam Fox in his resignation speech.
Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.
Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
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J Edgar Hoover in 1930.
"I want to tell you a story, about a little man, if I can. A gnome named Grimble Crumble, and little gnomes stay in their homes. Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine."
"I want to tell you a story, about a little man, if I can. A gnome named Grimble Crumble, and little gnomes stay in their homes. Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine."
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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