The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Roland Deschain » Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:19 am

Why thankee, Bart. Oi be the horiginator of thee Pastafarian Doctorate, an' as the hinstigator of bringin' scoience an' religion tergether in an inseparable way, oi be doirectly responsible fer thee whole field o' scoience terday. Plus me own PPhD took ferever ter wroite, so that means it be quality. It also paved thee way fer poirate shippes ter be used as hobservatories of thee stars, further provin' thee hexistence o' the FSM. Aaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart » Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:02 am

er...I gathered thee croo o thee Big Brenda tagether loik an asked them:

Wot does ye lot knows about "Skyence"?

There was a long silence...a very long silence...

Oy says I speak up...you over there...Bosun...Bosun Higgs.

I rest me case.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:04 am

Mine had stoo in it, thus making it the most piratical. QED.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart » Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:08 am

daftbeaker wrote:Mine had stoo in it, thus making it the most piratical. QED.


You're what had stoo in it?...this is thee science haward not thee hunyooshewal tropical diseases haward (probably next).
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:28 pm

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:47 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:....all pyrates an wenches.

Oi wish ta complayn on thee be'alf o'thee otha nominknees... coz pieces tis both, a pyrate an' a wench, duz she get two bites at thee hawards cherry, so ta speek? Tis thee campain fer 'er to show us 'er knorks in otha threads ment ta hunduelly hinfluence thee judges?
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart » Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:11 am

Ravi Oli wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:....all pyrates an wenches.

Oi wish ta complayn on thee be'alf o'thee otha nominknees... coz pieces tis both, a pyrate an' a wench, duz she get two bites at thee hawards cherry, so ta speek? Tis thee campain fer 'er to show us 'er knorks in otha threads ment ta hunduelly hinfluence thee judges?


Arrr I don't fink it will appen we've got very tuff judges:

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue May 01, 2012 5:33 pm

Arrrrrrrggggghhhh happears proseedin's 'ave stalled in grate antissypashun ov a wardrobe malfunkshun an' cameo happearance ov Cap'n pieces knorks. Oi've just knowtist duct tapin' on 'er bodice coz she be takin' this prezteegiss hevent seriously... so away wiv ye fer now lads. 'Owever arfta a few free rums at thee post hawards partee down 'Thee Admiral' she moight be enticed ta let 'em loose. [wink, wink, know wot Oi meen...]

Nominknees get yer fingas owt on thee presentashuns... get this 'ere show bak on thee rowd.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart » Fri May 04, 2012 8:13 am

I can't declare meself thee winner...but it would seem thee other nominees ave met wiv hunfortunate haccidents...er (whispers to stage left "have thee death squad carried out me orders?")...or maybe not (wot does ye mean there wasn't enuff gun powder in thee cakes?)...

...er...I'll be back in a minute.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri May 04, 2012 9:24 am

[orf stage mutterin's]...ye bluddy eejits... thart be me GUM powdar wot 'olds me wooden teef in... nort me GUN powdar!![/orf stage mutterin's]
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri May 04, 2012 12:23 pm

*sighs an stomps graysfully onto thee dye-us*

*hisses at Bart* Oh for Kraken's sake! Gi'me thee microfone an thee henvelope.

Thee winner ov thee Jim Lad fer Thee Greatest Contribution ter Pastafarian Science Award goes to Roy Hunter, fer 'is stunning grafiks an hintrepid reserch. Thee judges would loike t'giv a speshul shout-out t'Milo, yer Samoan Attorney.

* thee crowd herupts wiv shoutin an thee loike *

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri May 04, 2012 3:08 pm

That's enuff, that's enuff. Get orf thee dye an let sumwun else 'ave a turn!

Pay attenshun, ye lubbers, an settle down in thee back! We can see ye an hear ye, so minde yer manners. Ye now who ye arrrgh...

Roight. Arrrgh next awarrrghd this hinterminabull heavenin be for thee Best Long Winded Tale...thee nommy knees be:
Black Bart
Cap'n Black Bart
Black Bart, Captain of Bart Industries
Bart, Cap'n Black
Blab Crack Pant
Back Crab Plant
Blab Track
Black Brat
Bract Balk

Wait a minnit!

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Milo the dog » Fri May 04, 2012 3:22 pm

ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF!

*wagwagwagwagwag*
Arf!

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri May 04, 2012 5:15 pm

Yer a gud bouy Milo [pats 'is 'ead] - Oi knows ye art thee reel brains ov thee teem an' awl ye gets fer yer efferts tis arse biskits.

Oim sad ta sea Cap'n pieces still 'werrin 'er anti-wardrobe-malfunkshun duckedtape...
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat May 05, 2012 8:56 pm

* stomps graysfully back onto thee dye-us, coffs, haddresses microfone *

There be no 'ope fer hit, lads, thee Jim Lad fer thee Best Long Winded Tale goes ter Black Bart, on account ov 'is shaymeless ballot stuffin' an voter fraud. Summin foinde 'im an point 'im in thee genrul direckshun ov thee dye-us, ware Milo be garrrghdin 'is hawarrrghd... Good boy, Milo!

We'll be back wif thee next round ov hawarrrghds arfter this breefe worde from annuver one ov arrrgh sponsors...
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