The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart » Fri May 25, 2012 6:57 pm

Biggest cannon ye says...salt water has a shrivelin effect ye knows...oh taint a Yewfamisum...er...go an measure me quarter pounders an be quick about it!
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat May 26, 2012 1:02 am

AYE bart... O'll be wantin' ta see hinderpendant certyfyed pruff of the messurement... an' weatha or nort Madam Fifi's is a lisensed horganizashun, certyfycates frum Fifi an' thee girls wilt NORT be hakcepted.
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Postby black bart » Mon May 28, 2012 8:04 am

I ere by submits me proof...wiv thanks ta me croo fer dressin up loik sailors in case thee Royal Navy were in thee nayborhood:

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Postby Ravi Oli » Mon May 28, 2012 9:40 am

Arrrrrr bart... moi cannons came wiv a polishin' wench.

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Postby black bart » Tue May 29, 2012 7:48 am

^Harrr harrgh...I have heard that silicone be thee best thing fer polishin yer barrel.
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Postby Ravi Oli » Tue May 29, 2012 4:48 pm

^ Yarrrggghhh but it downt 'alf make yer Oiyes water.
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Postby Roland Deschain » Tue May 29, 2012 7:03 pm

Oi don't be meanin' ter brag, doo to thee Freudian nature o' this haward, but this be me own cannon:-

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue May 29, 2012 9:39 pm

All roight, all roight. Oi sees as DaveL 'as -- fer inhexplickabull reasons -- declyned t'compete fer this year's hawarrrghd. 'E 'ad plenty ov chances.

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart » Thu May 31, 2012 7:25 am

Thee sound of massive gunfire loik thunder shatters thee silence of thee haward ceremonee as thee three nominknees fight it out in thee lobby...thee smoke slowly clears and...
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Postby Roy Hunter » Thu May 31, 2012 8:01 am

...PantyGnawer has sneaked in and stolen all your rum...
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart » Thu May 31, 2012 8:13 am

...and Nef Yoo has sneaked in and stolen all thee prize Lollypops for thee runners up...but even worse than that...
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Postby Roy Hunter » Thu May 31, 2012 8:24 am

...this thread appears to have turned into the Continuous Salty Tale! Is there any way back, wondered Bart as the audience sobered up...
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby daftbeaker » Thu May 31, 2012 11:14 am

*hic*
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:37 am

Cap'n pieces 'auls thee nommyknees ta thee stage afta confeeskatin' their balls for thee "imprompchew cannon firin' demonstrashun" in thee lobby.
"Roight you ladds... downt move until this is decidered...
And thee winner ov THEE BIGGEST CANNON HAWARD is...
Eenie, meenie, minie mo.... catch a pyrate by thee toe..."
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart » Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:12 am

Cap'n Rolan Deschany Vice President of thee Rifle Associashun of Hamerica and owner of a gun so big it had ta go on a railway just ta get it to thee haward ceremony (an he threaghtened to sink me shyppe).

Well done Roland ye blaggard...speach!
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