The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
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Roy Hunter
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Hello new converts! And old converts as well, I suppose.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
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"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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Cap'n Tedward
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a4techjames wrote:Hi guys, I am james. I saw your tshirts in the registration page I think? I wonder if I can submit some more designs about the tshirt? I am looking forward for your reply.
Yeah, go to the Venganza site and submit them to Bobby. He needs to approve any monetizing on the FSM that happens anyway, so might as well start there.
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Welcome aboard veganblue and robjons21!
There's nothing official going on here. You're free to observe any pastafarian traditions or holidays in whichever manner tickles your fancy, or not at all if you prefer. We're not very much into dogma and it's been ages since Bobby has been sighted around here. (The FSM, on the other hand, has been seen around the internet but is often intoxicated so you can't always take him too seriously.)
In short, the only requirements for becoming an "official" member of the Church of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism are a belief that Creationism is not science and shouldn't be taught as such, and declaring yourself one. Everything else is optional.
There's nothing official going on here. You're free to observe any pastafarian traditions or holidays in whichever manner tickles your fancy, or not at all if you prefer. We're not very much into dogma and it's been ages since Bobby has been sighted around here. (The FSM, on the other hand, has been seen around the internet but is often intoxicated so you can't always take him too seriously.)
In short, the only requirements for becoming an "official" member of the Church of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism are a belief that Creationism is not science and shouldn't be taught as such, and declaring yourself one. Everything else is optional.
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Cap'n Tedward
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Welll, there is The Great Suck:
You should take a single noodle, place it on your tongue and suck it in as loudly as you wish.
Chase it with beer.
Then watch some porn or go to a strip club.
Extra points for doing it all dressed like a pirate.
You should take a single noodle, place it on your tongue and suck it in as loudly as you wish.
Chase it with beer.
Then watch some porn or go to a strip club.
Extra points for doing it all dressed like a pirate.
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Hello,
My name is Salvatore. You can all call me Sam. I am happy and very proud to be a member and clergy-member of this fine Organization. Can't wait to get started. Thanks!
My name is Salvatore. You can all call me Sam. I am happy and very proud to be a member and clergy-member of this fine Organization. Can't wait to get started. Thanks!
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RamendNoodleson
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Hi all
I've been a non-practicing Pastafarian for several years.
I recently recorded a discussion between several Fundamentalist Pastafarian Gravity Deniers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqrmvOd6XBU&feature=youtube_gdata
BTW please don't make any comments about my name - my parents are Fundamentalist Pastafarians too.
Ramend
I've been a non-practicing Pastafarian for several years.
I recently recorded a discussion between several Fundamentalist Pastafarian Gravity Deniers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqrmvOd6XBU&feature=youtube_gdata
BTW please don't make any comments about my name - my parents are Fundamentalist Pastafarians too.
Ramend
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Roy Hunter
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Hello memorialurn - are you a spambot?
If you are not, then Hi! How are you.
If you are a spambot, then...
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If you are not, then Hi! How are you.
If you are a spambot, then...
Buy Knorks from Canadian Pharmacy!
Russian Brides want your Knorks!
General's Widow has $365M in Nigerian Knorks to move into your bank account!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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Roland Deschain
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one and all, we wish you all pasta and sauce.Roy, you are so lucky I didn't allow those links to load.
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
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"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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I've been a pastafarian for a few years now. I never noticed this forum section before, so I'm going to give it a try.
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Roland Deschain
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Smithian. We're a little hidden here, but since the change in general layout on the main site, it appears that we have become far more visible. Please enter into the fray of the many weird and wonderful (and occasionally serious) discussions we have here. New members are always very welcome.Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Hi -- here's my first post
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Roland Deschain
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to Venganza, Evangelica. I see you've been approved already, and have made a post somewhere else. Join in the fun, and make yourself at home. If you would like strippers and grog, they're all free, just mind the parrots, sharks, dogs, and cabin boys. Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Welcome Charlesml3. Is that Charles cubic millilitre? Interesting concept...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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Is it installation Art?
I shall call it "Pastafarian Sunrise over Lewisham Cubed" and win the Turner Prize.
I shall call it "Pastafarian Sunrise over Lewisham Cubed" and win the Turner Prize.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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to our little corner of the interwebz, Charlesml3. Just mind the sharks. Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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