The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
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Hello new converts! And old converts as well, I suppose.
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a4techjames wrote:Hi guys, I am james. I saw your tshirts in the registration page I think? I wonder if I can submit some more designs about the tshirt? I am looking forward for your reply.
Yeah, go to the Venganza site and submit them to Bobby. He needs to approve any monetizing on the FSM that happens anyway, so might as well start there.
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Welcome aboard veganblue and robjons21!
There's nothing official going on here. You're free to observe any pastafarian traditions or holidays in whichever manner tickles your fancy, or not at all if you prefer. We're not very much into dogma and it's been ages since Bobby has been sighted around here. (The FSM, on the other hand, has been seen around the internet but is often intoxicated so you can't always take him too seriously.)
In short, the only requirements for becoming an "official" member of the Church of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism are a belief that Creationism is not science and shouldn't be taught as such, and declaring yourself one. Everything else is optional.
There's nothing official going on here. You're free to observe any pastafarian traditions or holidays in whichever manner tickles your fancy, or not at all if you prefer. We're not very much into dogma and it's been ages since Bobby has been sighted around here. (The FSM, on the other hand, has been seen around the internet but is often intoxicated so you can't always take him too seriously.)
In short, the only requirements for becoming an "official" member of the Church of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism are a belief that Creationism is not science and shouldn't be taught as such, and declaring yourself one. Everything else is optional.
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Welll, there is The Great Suck:
You should take a single noodle, place it on your tongue and suck it in as loudly as you wish.
Chase it with beer.
Then watch some porn or go to a strip club.
Extra points for doing it all dressed like a pirate.

You should take a single noodle, place it on your tongue and suck it in as loudly as you wish.
Chase it with beer.
Then watch some porn or go to a strip club.
Extra points for doing it all dressed like a pirate.

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Hello,
My name is Salvatore. You can all call me Sam. I am happy and very proud to be a member and clergy-member of this fine Organization. Can't wait to get started. Thanks!
My name is Salvatore. You can all call me Sam. I am happy and very proud to be a member and clergy-member of this fine Organization. Can't wait to get started. Thanks!

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Hi all
I've been a non-practicing Pastafarian for several years.
I recently recorded a discussion between several Fundamentalist Pastafarian Gravity Deniers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqrmvOd6XBU&feature=youtube_gdata
BTW please don't make any comments about my name - my parents are Fundamentalist Pastafarians too.
Ramend
I've been a non-practicing Pastafarian for several years.
I recently recorded a discussion between several Fundamentalist Pastafarian Gravity Deniers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqrmvOd6XBU&feature=youtube_gdata
BTW please don't make any comments about my name - my parents are Fundamentalist Pastafarians too.
Ramend

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"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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Roy, you are so lucky I didn't allow those links to load.

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I've been a pastafarian for a few years now. I never noticed this forum section before, so I'm going to give it a try.
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Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Hi -- here's my first post
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Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Welcome Charlesml3. Is that Charles cubic millilitre? Interesting concept...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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Is it installation Art?
I shall call it "Pastafarian Sunrise over Lewisham Cubed" and win the Turner Prize.
I shall call it "Pastafarian Sunrise over Lewisham Cubed" and win the Turner Prize.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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