The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Funny you say that, because I just realized my glasses are missing, ye theivin' lout!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Arrgh...I've seen eyeglasses look better on a Narwhal!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
^ wants to come back as a narwhal so he can tell everyone "I got the horn..."
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black bart
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Arrgh yer insult looks loik it had set sail for thee "Lie Thread", got lost at sea an ended up here!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Arrrrggghhhh blarst ye bart... ye prolly be roight fer wonce so let's 'ave a rum ta sellerbrate thee ockasian.
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Arrh, ye be moer loike fashyon deeseingers than pyrates- plunderin' each other ter find the roight threadee.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Arr talkin o fashion I see ye be wearin a nice little Vivienne Westwood number to himpress yer croo.
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Arrgh Bart, ye frocke coate 'as bin paart o' pyrate fashion fer centuries. Ye' 'r spendin too much tyme by the catwalk an' noo enough by the planke..
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Ye once mistook Cap'n Ahab, an' tried ter hump thee white whale! 
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Arrrrrrr 'twas thee^ tawt thee wenches at Madame Fifi's 'ow ta make sammiches.
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Thee lads on yer shippe pity ye, fer beleevin that Mdame Fifi's be a legendary sammich shoppe.
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Barrgh...the last sammich wot ye made ye left yer knork in it!
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After what you left in that sammich in Thee Benbow's All You Can Eat Without Dying buffet, ye had to sign thee Sammich Offender's Register for ten yeaaaaarrrrrrs.
(T'wouldn't o been so bad, had ye not tried to use yer 'Jedi mind tricks' on thee constabulary: "These are not the knorks you are looking for...")
(T'wouldn't o been so bad, had ye not tried to use yer 'Jedi mind tricks' on thee constabulary: "These are not the knorks you are looking for...")
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Arrrgh, thee feare ov loss be a path t' thee Knork Soide, ye stuck-up, 'alf-witted, scruffy-lookin' haggis-herder!
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