The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:33 am

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Aaaaaarrgh ye has a woman's string bikini...I'll wager that string bikini has never been used ta catch a shark an save thee loives of yer shyppe wrecked croo...
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:21 pm

Aye bart... an' iffin a shark eva bit ye 'twood giv it's teeth up fer knecklesses an' becum a veggytarian.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:19 am

Aaaarrrrrgh...I've heard that you wears knecklesses, and ye has girly jooleree.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:59 am

Ye yoose reel poo ta warsh yer hare !
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:18 pm

Arrrr yer merkin deestrackts frum yer muffin-top in them knew satin trowsers yer werrin'.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Thu Jul 05, 2012 8:01 am

Arrr, I heard yer croo commishund Rolf Harris ta paint a portrate of ye an when he said "Can ye guess what it is yet?" they all shouted "Dame Edna Everage"!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:03 am

Arrrrr yer norty possum... when ye went ta get yer 'familly jools' valued they wert heckspectin' yer granny's broaches an' necklesses.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:13 am

Arrrgh...I heard ye sold yer granneee to pay fer a nooo gyant hat!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:10 pm

Arrrgghh yer grannee 'as joined Jenny Craig arfter her tapeworm dyet an' coffee enemas dint work.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:50 am

Arrrr thee hunfortewnet jeanetic hinflickshuns yer grannee suffer'd arrrt kwowed ta skip a generashun in thee passin'.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:58 am

Arrrr talkin o hunfortewnet jeanetic hinflickshuns...It seems loik yer croo be a collekshun of em.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby anthrobabe » Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:49 pm

Bart ye stockins ave runned off frum home agin!

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:13 pm

Arrrggghhh did crossin the Hinternashunal Dateloine hentytal ye to a dubble hinsult? Oi herd ye wert thee ferst ta sign fer bart's laytest venchure "Dayloight Saving fer Rainy Days" skeem.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:27 am

Arrrrrgh...I'm not sayin ye be simple but ye thinks ye've redooced yer carbon footprint cos ye has a peg leg.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:16 pm

:haha: Arrrgghhh bart Oi'll pay ye thart won! Karnt 'ave ye starvin' ta deth.
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