The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
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Roy Hunter
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Yer brane be so minced by thee cheap rum that ye can unnerstan every word Mad Will says...
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"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
Beware the Ides of June!
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pieces o'nine
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Yarrrgh, yer brane be so addled ye've got a (non-perturable) F-string on yer bass.
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Roy Hunter
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Ye said ye felt a great disturbance in Thee Force, but it was just one cone-yak over thee eight on top of all that fish 'ed stoo.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
Beware the Ides of June!
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
Beware the Ides of June!
Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Bugger ye Roy... ye slippt ye post in under moine quicka than ye get yer hand insoide Madame Fifi's blowse... Oi'll still post moine tho...
Thee string bikini ye^^ made an' wore fer Woodstock 'tis now lookin' more loike a fishnet wiv the catch ov thee day tryin' ta escape.
Thee string bikini ye^^ made an' wore fer Woodstock 'tis now lookin' more loike a fishnet wiv the catch ov thee day tryin' ta escape.
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black bart
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Aaaaaarrgh ye has a woman's string bikini...I'll wager that string bikini has never been used ta catch a shark an save thee loives of yer shyppe wrecked croo...
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Aye bart... an' iffin a shark eva bit ye 'twood giv it's teeth up fer knecklesses an' becum a veggytarian.
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black bart
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Aaaarrrrrgh...I've heard that you wears knecklesses, and ye has girly jooleree.
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Mad Willyum Bonney
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Ye yoose reel poo ta warsh yer hare !
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Arrrr yer merkin deestrackts frum yer muffin-top in them knew satin trowsers yer werrin'.
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black bart
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Arrr, I heard yer croo commishund Rolf Harris ta paint a portrate of ye an when he said "Can ye guess what it is yet?" they all shouted "Dame Edna Everage"!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Arrrrr yer norty possum... when ye went ta get yer 'familly jools' valued they wert heckspectin' yer granny's broaches an' necklesses.
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black bart
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Arrrgh...I heard ye sold yer granneee to pay fer a nooo gyant hat!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Arrrgghh yer grannee 'as joined Jenny Craig arfter her tapeworm dyet an' coffee enemas dint work.
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Roy Hunter
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
When ye warr an ankle-byter, yer Grannee sent ye out to play then shee moved house...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
Beware the Ides of June!
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
Beware the Ides of June!
Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Arrrr thee hunfortewnet jeanetic hinflickshuns yer grannee suffer'd arrrt kwowed ta skip a generashun in thee passin'.
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