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Pyrate Olympicks

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:50 am

Yarrrgh, hit bee thee anyule--er--next round ov Thee Pyrate Olympics! Hacccordian t'me shed-yule, thee followin' competishuns arrrgh starrrghtin thee hevents:

Image CAPTAININ'


Image DINGHY ROWIN'


Image FREESTYLE PLANK WALKIN'


Image 'AND-TER-'AND FIGHTIN'


Image RUM KEG ROLLIN'


Image SINKRONOIZED PEGLEG BALLET


Image SWASHBUCKLIN'


Image TABBE HEX-SCAPIN'


Image TREASURE DIGGIN'


Yarrrgh, wot crewes be compeatin' this yeare?
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Postby DaveL » Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:58 am

YArrrr...

Is there a name for an event the features all 9 of 'em?
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Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:41 am

DaveL wrote:YArrrr...

Is there a name for an event the features all 9 of 'em?
Well, if it was ten events, it would be a decathlon. If it was eight events, it might be oct-athletics? So I guess someone taking part in all nine events is a non-athlete. That sounds about right to me...
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Re: Pyrate Olympicks

Postby black bart » Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:16 am

Arrr, put me down fer thee Rum Keg rollin...Full Keg I assumes. :guilty:
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:26 am

Arr , oid loike ta entarr thee wench molestin' relay .
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Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:14 pm

^ OI duzzint 'ave a hofishawl icon fer that wun...
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Postby anthrobabe » Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:57 pm

Me an the lasses frum over to tha Admiral Benbow be putting up our best wenches for keg rolling and full an half pint liftin.

Hows abouts a wee bit o a wager?

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Re: Pyrate Olympicks

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:35 pm

Arrrgh, thee crewe ov thee Mad Moggies Revenge arrrgh heagerlee awaytin thee competishun fer Tabbe Hexscapin, Freestyle Plank Walkin, Rum Keg Rollin, an Treasure Diggin,
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Postby DaveL » Wed Jul 11, 2012 7:01 am

YArrr...

Oi be bringing me champion treasure diggers. Chaps by the name of Mr Caterpillar and Mr John Deere. They be pretty quick at digging holes Oi hear.
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Postby DavidH » Wed Jul 11, 2012 7:28 am

Tabbe hex-scapin for me.
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Postby black bart » Wed Jul 11, 2012 7:46 am

Who be holdin thee starter pistol...I opes it aint Blind Pew!
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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:17 pm

* ANNOUNCER VOICEOVER * Welcome, Ladies an Gentlemen, Pirates and Wenches, Distinguished and Not-So-Distinguished Guests, and Competitors from all Nations to the Pirate Olympics!

* assorted cheers and rude noises from the assembled masses *

* ANNOUNCER VOICEOVER * Please rise for the Opening Ceremony as the last relay runner enters the arena with the PirLympics Torch -- a bottle of Captain's Deloight with a flaming piece of hawser sticking out the opening... The official Portsmouth Pirate Orchestra and Chorus has struck up a stirring anthem... I'm told that the runner is approaching the arena... And now we can just see a figure framed in the gates... Yes! It appears to be...
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Postby TDKs » Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:23 pm

Oi yamer moighty swashbuckler mates! Oi've e'en had some clarrrsical training in it.
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Re: Pyrate Olympicks

Postby DaveL » Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:07 am

pieces o'nine wrote:* ANNOUNCER VOICEOVER * Welcome, Ladies an Gentlemen, Pirates and Wenches, Distinguished and Not-So-Distinguished Guests, and Competitors from all Nations to the Pirate Olympics!

* assorted cheers and rude noises from the assembled masses *

* ANNOUNCER VOICEOVER * Please rise for the Opening Ceremony as the last relay runner enters the arena with the PirLympics Torch -- a bottle of Captain's Deloight with a flaming piece of hawser sticking out the opening... The official Portsmouth Pirate Orchestra and Chorus has struck up a stirring anthem... I'm told that the runner is approaching the arena... And now we can just see a figure framed in the gates... Yes! It appears to be...


...the home Nation The Piratica Olympic Team. So many big names, so many competitors, it's just a pity that only few of them do not have prosthetic limbs...
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Re: Pyrate Olympicks

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:00 pm

...and proudly carrying the Home Team Flag appears to be none other than...
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