








Yarrrgh, wot crewes be compeatin' this yeare?
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Well, if it was ten events, it would be a decathlon. If it was eight events, it might be oct-athletics? So I guess someone taking part in all nine events is a non-athlete. That sounds about right to me...DaveL wrote:YArrrr...
Is there a name for an event the features all 9 of 'em?
pieces o'nine wrote:* ANNOUNCER VOICEOVER * Welcome, Ladies an Gentlemen, Pirates and Wenches, Distinguished and Not-So-Distinguished Guests, and Competitors from all Nations to the Pirate Olympics!
* assorted cheers and rude noises from the assembled masses *
* ANNOUNCER VOICEOVER * Please rise for the Opening Ceremony as the last relay runner enters the arena with the PirLympics Torch -- a bottle of Captain's Deloight with a flaming piece of hawser sticking out the opening... The official Portsmouth Pirate Orchestra and Chorus has struck up a stirring anthem... I'm told that the runner is approaching the arena... And now we can just see a figure framed in the gates... Yes! It appears to be...
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