Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant
Aaarrgh be there a redukshun fer members o Sagaaaaarg?
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Arrr.. I remembers when people 'oo were in Sagarrr looked ancient. They be lookin' quite young nowadays.
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Aaaargh! I remembers wen the H'Olympics were held h'every foor yeers!
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And anuther thing...I remembers when I used ta be able ta remember where I'd put me glasses...why can't they beep or somat loik my AaarghPad does?
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Griffin wrote:Aaaargh! I remembers wen the H'Olympics were held h'every foor yeers!
Aaaargh! I dont remembers writin' that, it be rubbish! I remembers wen I yuster remember.
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I remembers when thee Long Winded Tales were all writ by WalktheePlank...
...Oh my god it was horrible!!!!
...Oh my god it was horrible!!!!
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Oi remmemers wen Black Bart went on hoi-yay-tus frum wroitin long-winded tales.
It were hevenly...
It were hevenly...
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Yarr oi memarrs wen all an' sundree wood be hackin up me shup iffin thay nu oi 'ad free treyshore chess .
Now daze thee blaggerts wawnt sum poncy affie david ove wot be in dem chess
Oi arsk ye how is oi spose to git rid ove dis jun...er ...uh...gole an jules .
Now daze thee blaggerts wawnt sum poncy affie david ove wot be in dem chess
Oi arsk ye how is oi spose to git rid ove dis jun...er ...uh...gole an jules .
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Oi remember when yung peeple got up and offfered their seets to deserving wrecks.
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And when the wrecks groped for the yung peeples seetes quite opennlee.
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Arrrgh, gropin. That bring back memrees, hit duz...
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YArrrrr...
Oi always thought a Gropin' was one of these...

Oi always thought a Gropin' was one of these...

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That there fish seems to 'ave a wistful look on 'is face. Memories o' past gropin's?
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Arrrgh, 'e *is* blue... 

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