Arrr, I be a pirate!
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black bart wrote:Blimey!...it reminds me of...er...
Holidays in Welsh coal mines?
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
A pirate wench was on shore leave, it perhaps should not come as a complete surprise that she made her way to the nearest bar seeking a thirst quenching drink. The pirate wench walked up to the barman and said: "barman, oi be havin' an entendre" (which is presumably some kind of fancy alcoholic beverage) and then corrects herself and adds: "nay, ye betta make it a double, oi be havin' a double entendre." So the barman gave her one.
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