Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant
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I remembers when gold medals were ownlee fer Pirates an' wer allus berried.
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I remembers hexactlee where I buried me treasure...oh...hang on a mo...was it Trinidad and Tobago? No...was it Twickenham? No...er...
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I remembers when we won the quiz at the Admiral Benbow. That were last night, weren't it? I think. Or was it last Tuesday fortnight? Or maybe a couple o' years ago. I can't remember if we've ever won it.
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Ahhhh, the Admiral Benbow! Oi remembers when I got my verrry first job there, as a dancer it were, a table-dancer. Only classy entertainment though! O' course, Oi were a comely lass back then, and Oi seems to recall that six-inch-heels were a good sight easier te dance in back then.
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Wot be these strange vouchers wot I've got in me pocket...where did I get them? Why is my head hurtin...why is thee bottle always emptee?
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Aaargh! I remember when men won the Women's Boxing.
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Griffin wrote:Aaargh! I remember when men won the Women's Boxing.
Arrr ye be confusin thee women's boxin wiv Bill Sykes in Oliver Twist.
I remembers when it was alroight ta pick a pocket or two...gor blimey!
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Pockets? I remembers pockets. Used t' put things in 'em. Nowadays me hook tears 'em up summit chronic.
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I remembers when I was still in Hinglund an it were freezing...not 42 degrees loik it be ere!
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Ar, I remembers when I were in Turkey. I used to knock three tymes and ask for Abdul.
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I remembers when I could drink a bottle o Raki, eat fifteen hot chilli kekabs an not arf ta go to ospital.
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I remembers when Frank Gallagher never did a days work.


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Oh an I remembers when there was 'REAL' fish heads in thee Fish Head Stoo.
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YArrr...
He appears to be missin' his matches matey. He might take a while to smoke that cigarette methinks...
He appears to be missin' his matches matey. He might take a while to smoke that cigarette methinks...
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I remembers when smokin was more bad for your elth than government health warnins.
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