Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Griffin » Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:04 pm

Aaargh! I remember when men won the Women's Boxing.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart » Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:40 am

Griffin wrote:Aaargh! I remember when men won the Women's Boxing.


Arrr ye be confusin thee women's boxin wiv Bill Sykes in Oliver Twist.

I remembers when it was alroight ta pick a pocket or two...gor blimey!
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot » Wed Aug 15, 2012 6:13 am

Pockets? I remembers pockets. Used t' put things in 'em. Nowadays me hook tears 'em up summit chronic.

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart » Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:54 am

I remembers when I was still in Hinglund an it were freezing...not 42 degrees loik it be ere!
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby DavidH » Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:38 pm

Ar, I remembers when I were in Turkey. I used to knock three tymes and ask for Abdul.

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:38 am

I remembers when I could drink a bottle o Raki, eat fifteen hot chilli kekabs an not arf ta go to ospital.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Griffin » Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:53 am

I remembers when Frank Gallagher never did a days work.

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:38 am

:lol: He be ard at work in thee Burger Outlet but he can ave a job in thee Fish Head Stoo factory any day. He reminds me orf thee Black Spot when he was young.

Oh an I remembers when there was 'REAL' fish heads in thee Fish Head Stoo.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby DaveL » Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:31 am

YArrr...

He appears to be missin' his matches matey. He might take a while to smoke that cigarette methinks...
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart » Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:32 am

I remembers when smokin was more bad for your elth than government health warnins.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:06 am

Oi memmers wen et be ezzee ta git rid ove a poxy wench.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart » Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:18 am

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:Oi memmers wen et be ezzee ta git rid ove a poxy wench.


Aye I knows matey...an now we've got a wench in hevree port!
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby ChowMein » Fri Oct 30, 2015 8:03 am

Avast Barrty !

Ye jhist misst nef yoo matey , he brawght ye bon bons and jyunt boddles of letters an sech .
Thee cone yak boddles be for Pieces.
He also offered to garrd ye an Pieces treasure chessts awhile yees be at sail at senyarrs diskownt rate fur tuppince per nu moon .

Oy remmember on thee hokayshun of nefs furdy furd burpday wen i kould hyer his sirvices for a farthing per transakshun .
Inflayshun be troochuss oy tells ye !!!


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