π-Rit 3.14, M. Septembarrrgh
A spokespirate from Bart Industries unveiled the new π
-Rit 3.14PØ robot at a press conference hastily called at the Admiral Benbow today. The newest model is fluent in over six million forms of communication and is programmed in 47 schools of self defense. Marketed as the closest one can get to the Stripper Factory this side of the Beer Volcano, M. Septembarrrgh appeals to a wide range of ship's captains. The basic model is shipped as shown, but a wide range of options, vocal patterns, and finishes are available.Make and Model: π
Pyrate-Cyborg Relations . . . . . . . . . Likes:
Figuring the odds of any situation, luxuriating in oil baths, fretfully keeping the crew in line.Dislikes:
Impersonating a deity, having his/her parts showing, digging treasure on sandy planets, being in the vicinity of Fish Head Stoo.Where will you be in 5 years time?:
Still serving princesses, getting into danger, and plotting the best course to escape the Royal Navy.Direct all inquiries for full prospectus, costs, and specs to Bart Industries in confidence.