The Continuous Salty Tale

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

... sarrdine can full ...

[Roland Deschain]

...o' grapes, which were peeled by thee thesbians of Thespa...

[Ravi Oli]

...who legend 'as it suffa an impeddyment on proper sayin ov thar L's an' Ethes...

[black bart]

...and there is no way they could hever say:

"She sells sea shells on thee sea shore" before you could try on their comfortable shoes, which by the way doesn't in any way mean that they are...

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

...vile , narrsty , lyin , naggin , slovenlee , smellee , poxee, theeffin , purfiddyus, noice tale tho , wee bit a cellyoolite butt ye kan overlook et , sorta mer...

[Ravi Oli]

...made in happearence. Ye no Oi've oft ponder'd thee hattracshun o'mermades. Oi meen 'ow do thay reprodooce or em Oi missin sumthin? Do ye swim wiv them 'til thar eggs be lade then...

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

... sais ta yerseff , " wot en blazes is oi doon wiff dis fing !?"
...

[Ravi Oli]

...oar in Mermade "Yiii eee eeyi yeee EEE yieeee."....

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

... thots wot oi herd , but thot be no mermade ! Thot fing has a doll wiff summ ove ole tea shoit ana sum ove me harr ! Muss be a spell booke ove hers oi be reqwuerd ta burn an din oi ...

[black bart]

...suddenlee woke up...it had all been a dream...I was tucked up in bed and me mum came in with a steaming ...

[DaveL]

...visit from the Porstmouth Patent Office...

[Roland Deschain]

...oo were not lookin' 'appy at me latest free 'undred happlications fer variations on thee wheel, thee poirate ship, thee 'ouse, thee brothel, an'...

[Ravi Oli]

...wert partickly peed at thee loive velociraptor Oi sent 'em wiv thee jurrasik park kloning teknolergy happlicashun...

[black bart]

..which, in thee wrong hands, could cause...

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

... her way to the Benbow affer puttin a smile on all thee sailors faces. She .loikely has dem coming an goin an comin again., coverd wiff seamen in no tyme . Oi memmers wen she went fur coke an rum ... oi meens rum an coke an then coke an rum an vodka an ....