*smears Bart in gooseberry jam*
*sends in the Fire Ants*
Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
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Roland Deschain
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Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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black bart
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(Not Gooseberry again! Why me?)
Eats ants with a little Soy Sauce and Chilli and farts in Roland's direction.
Eats ants with a little Soy Sauce and Chilli and farts in Roland's direction.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Roland Deschain
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*swaps Bart's chilli for Roland's homegrown nuclear strength Jalapeños*
*sits back with a glass of wine and watches the ensuing reverse fire breathing*
*sits back with a glass of wine and watches the ensuing reverse fire breathing*
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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black bart
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*all righty, this is getting personal now Roland...fyshe head stoo with added chilli infused weevils comin at ya...*
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Roy Hunter
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Trowels a mortar made of 2 parts cement, 1 part hydrated lime, and 3 parts sharp sand, all over Bart's hat. It's a traditional hat, you've got to use traditional materials on it.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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black bart
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Tradishonaarghl ye says...well how about a Tam o' Shanter with a rendering of wattle and daub on yer bonce.
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pieces o'nine
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* hefts Majykal Ban-Hammer an heval-yewaits Bart's bonce, thotfullee *
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Roy Hunter
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*constructs a lath-and-plaster wall, tops it with a Roman terracotta tile ridge*
*pushes it over on top of pieces*
*pushes it over on top of pieces*
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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pieces o'nine
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Warns Roy that it's hammer time.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Roy Hunter
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*gets hammered* 
*hic*
*hic*
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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black bart
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*Waits for Roy to approach near unconciousnessness and administers the 'Buckfast' tonic.* 
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pieces o'nine
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* warns Bart not to touch that *
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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black bart
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*heeds warning* 
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Roy Hunter
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*sticks the heed on Bart's warning*
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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