It alleviates my constipation .
TPBM is tickling ivory
The Person Below Me
Moderator: Other Stuff Mods
-
Mad Willyum Bonney
- Admiral of Incomprehensibility
- Posts: 3760
- Joined: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:34 am
- Location: Bedlam
Re: The Person Below Me
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
-
Roy Hunter
- If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
- Posts: 14826
- Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:13 pm
- Location: It's the place where you are, but that's not important right now.
- Contact:
Re: The Person Below Me
Ebony and ivory,
Live together in perfect harmony,
Side by side in my shed full of contraband,
Fus pose. rrrrrrrrrrr
TPBM isn't quite feeling their usual self this morning.
Live together in perfect harmony,
Side by side in my shed full of contraband,
Fus pose. rrrrrrrrrrr
TPBM isn't quite feeling their usual self this morning.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
-
Roland Deschain
- Shaman of Ramen
- Posts: 3037
- Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:13 pm
- Location: BASE jumping off the Dark Tower.
- Contact:
Re: The Person Below Me
It was a bit of a shock, to tell the truth, but then I realised i'd slept on my arm.
TPBM suffers from a persecution complex, complicated by delusions of grandeur, tempered with humility.
TPBM suffers from a persecution complex, complicated by delusions of grandeur, tempered with humility.
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
-
Roy Hunter
- If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
- Posts: 14826
- Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:13 pm
- Location: It's the place where you are, but that's not important right now.
- Contact:
Re: The Person Below Me
You're just out to get me because I am merely Napoleon.
TPBM wants to try everything in the DSM-IVTR on for size.
TPBM wants to try everything in the DSM-IVTR on for size.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
-
Mad Willyum Bonney
- Admiral of Incomprehensibility
- Posts: 3760
- Joined: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:34 am
- Location: Bedlam
Re: The Person Below Me
True , but been there , done that , have been banned .
TPBM is doing so in my stead .
TPBM is doing so in my stead .
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
-
black bart
- Resident Weevil
- Posts: 24540
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
- Location: London
Re: The Person Below Me
Well yes...it IS in Swansea...or is it the DVLC I am thinking of.
TPBM passed their driving test at the first attempt (3 for me!).
TPBM passed their driving test at the first attempt (3 for me!).
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
-
Roy Hunter
- If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
- Posts: 14826
- Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:13 pm
- Location: It's the place where you are, but that's not important right now.
- Contact:
Re: The Person Below Me
Passed my motorbike test on the first attempt. Drove off to my lock-up garage on my Kawasaki KH125 with L plates on it, parked it in the garage, started up the Kawasaki Z650, took it out for a drive and promptly fell off it.
TPBM is also a dick.
TPBM is also a dick.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
-
Roland Deschain
- Shaman of Ramen
- Posts: 3037
- Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:13 pm
- Location: BASE jumping off the Dark Tower.
- Contact:
Re: The Person Below Me
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
TPBM is not an arsehole.
TPBM is not an arsehole.
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
-
Mad Willyum Bonney
- Admiral of Incomprehensibility
- Posts: 3760
- Joined: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:34 am
- Location: Bedlam
Re: The Person Below Me
^ 
Oi be a Willy
TPBM luvs Wiilys
Oi be a Willy
TPBM luvs Wiilys
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
-
pieces o'nine
- Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
- Posts: 8074
- Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:21 am
- Location: Ocean o'Sand
- Contact:
Re: The Person Below Me
^ Is not going to trick me into a "giving us the willies" joke.
TPBM knows Jack.
TPBM knows Jack.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
-
Rev. Rowan Redbeard
- Prophet of Pastafarianism
- Posts: 16632
- Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:49 am
- Location: Southern Oregon
Re: The Person Below Me
I know that proper capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
TPBM knows Jack Daniels, intimately.
TPBM knows Jack Daniels, intimately.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
Re: The Person Below Me
Roland... no strings attached there. ^ RRR I seen 'em do that on tv!I know Jack and Jim Beam as well and shared the odd Wild Turkey with them.
TPBM knows there is a difference between bourbon and scotch.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
-
black bart
- Resident Weevil
- Posts: 24540
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
- Location: London
Re: The Person Below Me
Indeed there is...over to you Roy
TPBM is Roy
If you're not don't worry, just put on a Scottish accent, talk all scientific, mention valves and no one will be the wiser.
TPBM is Roy
If you're not don't worry, just put on a Scottish accent, talk all scientific, mention valves and no one will be the wiser.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
-
daftbeaker
- Help! I've fallen and can't get curry.
- Posts: 9735
- Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:11 pm
- Location: Surrey, England.
Re: The Person Below Me
Och aye the noo. Bourbon is a waste of good charcoal that could be used for barbeques and scotch is a type of egg.
TPBM once caught a haggis but it escaped.
TPBM once caught a haggis but it escaped.
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
Re: The Person Below Me
I don't believe ^ is Roy because he didn't mention valves or talk scientific enough.
TPBM was arrested for tossing his caber in public.
TPBM was arrested for tossing his caber in public.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
Return to “Games, Fun, and Jokes”
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests