The Continuous Salty Tale
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....oi'd ferget me owen hed if it weren't..............
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Mad Willyum Bonney
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.... fur all thet lyun arownde an juss playne lyun bowt effree fing !
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...times I spent tryin ta catch meself a mermaid...but it turned out I was usin thee wrong bait...instead o Pilchards I should ave been usin...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Mad Willyum Bonney
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... your brane ! Ow offin as oi godda sais et Bart ! Thot wuz no mermade ! Ole Thundarr thighs be lighter din a duck ! Look et wot she dun ta me ....gib me sekund ta undo me ....
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...violyn case coz Oi needs happropryate meloncolic muzic ta recant me sad recantashun o'thee toime...
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...when I was orphaned at thee tender age o 45 an thee onlee way I could survive on the streets o Portsmouf was ta sell my...
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... prized orrtogrrafed copy of "Salacious Salty-Seadog Sailing Songs", recorrrded by thee well-known and much feared pirate captain ...
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Mad Willyum Bonney
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...CAPIN! Oi needs thee hole shups complimint ta handel dis fing! Thee lads be roightfully ...
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...hannoyed an'huncumfertable thart Mad Willy 'as bin hasined thee tarsk o'arrrrangin thee deck chairs an' seetin fer thee upcummin...
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..."RMS Titanic String Quartet recital". Some re-arrangement of the deck chairs may prove essential if we are to avoid...
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Mad Willyum Bonney
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... eny moor ove me rantin' an ravin' till ...
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...Will finally finds himself a nice girl and settles down...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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...iffin 'e can ownly foind one who knows 'er place an' downt say much, bit loike 'is larst one, but be noice iffin she can make a gud sammich...
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black bart
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...an knows thee needs of a sea farin man what's been sailin thee seven seas for a year an a day, wiv ne'r the slightest touch of a ooman's fair hand, or thee sound of a maiden's fair voice...or...
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...thee dread ov a "honey-do" list...
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