PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
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I think she was very clever ta catch her own head as it fell orf!
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I prefers ter katch ovver peeple's !! :)
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OOOOOOH AAAARRR...I am already lookin forward ta Miss October.
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Hallow me ter present me candidate for said post:


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Arrr...a Canvey Island wench.
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Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Is it time we had a Belgian?...
...probably not.
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It ought to be a Belgian woman, anyway -


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That be an himpressive collection o' garlic 'e got there. Oi may be needin' some ter remove thee smell o' me crew!
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Nay matey...Oiv tried that technique an no amount o garlik took away thee smell orf me croo...as it appened we were docked in 'Varna' an a strange fella called Captain Cronan tried ta board our shyppe tagavver wiv a shipment o wooden boxes but, whether it were thee garlik or me croo I jus don't know, thee fellar wouldn't come aboard.
I heard later he went on a nice clean shyppe bound for Yorkshire.
I heard later he went on a nice clean shyppe bound for Yorkshire.
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black bart wrote:I heard later he went on a nice clean shyppe bound for Yorkshire.
'appen that be bekos it be a dry dock so 'e knows 'e cant sink there.
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Funny ye should be sayin' that, me matey, but a fellow cap'n just hacquired a new first mate, a foine wench, an' they be docked in Whitby. Oi told 'em ter be careful o' strange ships, bereft of all thee crew, shipwreckin' in thee fog! 

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Griffin wrote:black bart wrote:I heard later he went on a nice clean shyppe bound for Yorkshire.
'appen that be bekos it be a dry dock so 'e knows 'e cant sink there.
Arrr Ye may be right matey...next toim Cronan turns up at thee quiz it wouldn't surprise me if thee pub sank into it's very foundashuns!
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black bart wrote:Griffin wrote:black bart wrote:I heard later he went on a nice clean shyppe bound for Yorkshire.
'appen that be bekos it be a dry dock so 'e knows 'e cant sink there.
Arrr Ye may be right matey...next toim Cronan turns up at thee quiz it wouldn't surprise me if thee pub sank into it's very foundashuns!
Ye better be after wairin' yeer wellington boot then - aaaah! I seems ter be talkin' Irish -
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Well for many years the nation of Russia has been neglected in the annals of PlayBilge centrefolds...but finally they luck has run out:
Miss Novembrrrrrrrrrrrr

Name: Anna Karenininininaannaaaargh
Occupation: Doll
Likes: Being unscrewed, visiting orchards
Dislikes: Being left on the shelf
In five years' time: Hopes to be used in a cunning apple smuggling operation over the border to Kazakhstan.
Miss Novembrrrrrrrrrrrr

Name: Anna Karenininininaannaaaargh
Occupation: Doll
Likes: Being unscrewed, visiting orchards
Dislikes: Being left on the shelf
In five years' time: Hopes to be used in a cunning apple smuggling operation over the border to Kazakhstan.
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