The Your Banned Game
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- PKMKII
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Re: The Your Banned Game
You're banned for being a free-market communist.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
You are banned because of all those people in your country who believe in the ten commandments but not in the command economy.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
You're banned for using excessive roughness rather than tact and delicacy when commanding the economy.
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Listen, you snivelling little git, tact and delicacy are my watchwords! They're my trademark, you great bumbling buffoon! You're banned!
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"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
Re: The Your Banned Game
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. However, never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right so ^ you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
You're banned for going on and on about your morels.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
^You're banned for confusing 'Morals' with 'Morrells', a beer from Oxfordshire.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
You're banned for talking about beer without offering to buy a round.
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"And the new day was a great big fish." Terry Pratchett
"WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?" Terry Pratchett (yes again, I'm afraid. He's my absolute favourite author)
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Re: The Your Banned Game
You're banned for assuming Bart would pay for anyone's alcohol, even his own.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
^ you're banned for getting a laugh at the expense of bart's SALP syndrome [Short Arms Long Pockets}
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Re: The Your Banned Game
You're banned for thinking Bart is Scottish when he is in fact Welsh.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
Re: The Your Banned Game
^ you're banned for welching on all your bets.
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Re: The You're Banned Game
You're banned for not having a place called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochuchaf in Australia.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
All of the above who whinged about me buying a round are banned...for being too bloody accurate by half (and you'd be lucky if you got a half).
David is banned for spelling our best train station all wrong like...it should be:
Er....Llan...sheep fair Llanelli Tom Jones over the bridge the three billy goats gruff go go goch.
David is banned for spelling our best train station all wrong like...it should be:
Er....Llan...sheep fair Llanelli Tom Jones over the bridge the three billy goats gruff go go goch.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Re: The Your Banned Game
^ you're banned for masquerading as Tom Jones and scalping people a quid for entry to the free Llanelli Sheep Fair.
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