The Your Banned Game

[PKMKII]

You're banned for being a free-market communist.

[Roy Hunter]

You are banned because of all those people in your country who believe in the ten commandments but not in the command economy.

[la la]

You're banned for using excessive roughness rather than tact and delicacy when commanding the economy.

[Roy Hunter]

Listen, you snivelling little git, tact and delicacy are my watchwords! They're my trademark, you great bumbling buffoon! You're banned!

[Ravi Oli]

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. However, never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right so ^ you're banned.

[pieces o'nine]

You're banned for going on and on about your morels.

[black bart]

^You're banned for confusing 'Morals' with 'Morrells', a beer from Oxfordshire.

[la la]

You're banned for talking about beer without offering to buy a round.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

You're banned for assuming Bart would pay for anyone's alcohol, even his own.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for getting a laugh at the expense of bart's SALP syndrome [Short Arms Long Pockets}

[Roy Hunter]

You're banned for thinking Bart is Scottish when he is in fact Welsh.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for welching on all your bets.

[DavidH]

You're banned for not having a place called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochuchaf in Australia.

[black bart]

All of the above who whinged about me buying a round are banned...for being too bloody accurate by half (and you'd be lucky if you got a half).

David is banned for spelling our best train station all wrong like...it should be:

Er....Llan...sheep fair Llanelli Tom Jones over the bridge the three billy goats gruff go go goch.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for masquerading as Tom Jones and scalping people a quid for entry to the free Llanelli Sheep Fair.