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The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
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Welcome, ye scurvy newe recruits!
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We've never had a Jim before...either terrible or not...have we?
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Greetings, new recruits. It's your turn in the barrel this week; after that you'll have fun. 

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I'm not a new member here anymore but this is my first time to post. Inasmuch, I do hope I posted it on right topic.
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Wellkum abord m8tees !
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Welcome, new recruits!
Die in a spider-infested hole, seolondon!
Die in a spider-infested hole, seolondon!
[email protected]#@#@#@#@!!! CAUTION: THIS PERSON DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. DISREGARD ANY APPEALS TO AUTHORITY, EXPERIENCE, OR ROMANTIC PROWESS. ANY CORRECT INFORMATION YOU RECEIVE FROM THIS MAN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. [email protected]#@#@#@#@!!!
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When will hold contests on this board?
Thank you!
Thank you!
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I hosted two already , ye mist dem m8!
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Here's a chainsaw, lony. Start it up, and insert it into your rectum. Thank you for your cooperation, you vile piece of goat excrement.
[email protected]#@#@#@#@!!! CAUTION: THIS PERSON DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. DISREGARD ANY APPEALS TO AUTHORITY, EXPERIENCE, OR ROMANTIC PROWESS. ANY CORRECT INFORMATION YOU RECEIVE FROM THIS MAN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. [email protected]#@#@#@#@!!!
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Almighty Doer of Stuff wrote:Welcome, new recruits!
Die in a spider-infested hole, seolondon!
Almighty Doer of Stuff wrote:Here's a chainsaw, lony. Start it up, and insert it into your rectum. Thank you for your cooperation, you vile piece of goat excrement.
Having a bit of a campaign against spambots, ADoS?
Not that I blame you. Ever considered a career as a moderator?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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I'm not fit for being in charge of other people's behavior. I can barely control my own. 

[email protected]#@#@#@#@!!! CAUTION: THIS PERSON DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. DISREGARD ANY APPEALS TO AUTHORITY, EXPERIENCE, OR ROMANTIC PROWESS. ANY CORRECT INFORMATION YOU RECEIVE FROM THIS MAN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. [email protected]#@#@#@#@!!!
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Hi, the newly-ordained Reverend Jones here. I have been a follower of His Noodliness for some time, but have decided to become more active in my faith. I come to ask some serious (and perhaps some not-so-serious) questions about Pastafarianism :)
BTW, I just took the title "Reverend" because I liked the sound. Feel free to call me "Captain", "Pastor", "Mister", "hey you", or just about anything else... as long as you don't call me late for dinner (especially a pasta-based dinner)!
BTW, I just took the title "Reverend" because I liked the sound. Feel free to call me "Captain", "Pastor", "Mister", "hey you", or just about anything else... as long as you don't call me late for dinner (especially a pasta-based dinner)!
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I go by Cap'n, but I actually have a small congregation I call "the crew". Irreverand, Monister, and Pasta-or are all popular.
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